A man worked all his life&saved all his money&was a real miser.Just before he died,he said to his wife"When I die,I want you to put my money in the casket with me-I want to take it to the afterlife with me"& so he got his wife to promise with all her heart that when he died she would put all his money in the casket with him.Well he died.He was stretched out in the casket;his wife was sitting there in black&her friend was next to her.When they finished the ceremony&just before they closed the casket the wife said"Wait a minute and placed the money in the casket!" Her friend said"Girl I know you weren't fool enough to put all the money in there with him."The loyal wife said"listen I am a Christian,I can't go back on my word,I promised him I was going to put that money in with him."You mean to tell me you put ALL that money in the casket with him?"her friend said ."I sure did said the wife."I got it all together,put it into my account&wrote him a cheque.If he can cash it he can spend it"
2006-10-12 09:36:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
NOTE TO SundaeG1r below......Yahoo only allows up to 1000 characters so it's difficult to fit in the box - that's the reason for no spaces etc. :)
2006-10-12 09:49:03 · update #1
thats funny. i luv that joke. good job can i pleeeeeeeeeeeze have 10 points lol
2006-10-12 09:41:37 · answer #1 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm looking into this. My Accountant thinks that there is something in the small print which means I CAN take it with me.
2006-10-12 16:38:48 · answer #2 · answered by Pretorian 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it's still funny.
2006-10-12 16:38:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Makes you wonder what happened to all the spaces, paragraphs, punctuation and capital letters.
2006-10-12 16:39:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol very funny im copy pasting and calling my own tomorrow lol
2006-10-12 17:26:27 · answer #5 · answered by leanne_on_line 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-10-12 16:37:20 · answer #6 · answered by swami G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!
2006-10-12 16:49:49 · answer #7 · answered by b.ridgette 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh No not Again ...Old One....Thanks for two points!!
2006-10-12 16:39:08 · answer #8 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good.
2006-10-12 16:39:07 · answer #9 · answered by bildymooner 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is smart! Good for her!
2006-10-12 16:42:31 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋