Man walking along California beach deep in prayer.All of a sudden he said out loud "Lord grant me one wish." Suddenly the sky clouded over&in a booming voice the Lord said,"Because you have tried to be faithfull to me in all ways,I will grant you a wish."The man said"Build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over any time I want. Lord said "your request is materialistic.Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking.Supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific!The concrete&steel it would take! I can do it but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.Take more time&think of another wish,a wish you think would honour&glorify me.The man thought for a long time;finally he said "Lord,I wish that I could understand women.I want to know how they feel inside,what they are thinking when I get the silent treatment,why they cry,what they mean when they say'nothing';how I can make a women truly happy." The Lord replied,"Do you want lights on that bridge?"
2006-10-12 09:04:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes, that is great. And not pornographic! I am glad.
It reminds me of something that happened yesterday. My girlfriend asked me to make her a banana-fudge-marshmallow smoothie, and coincidentaly, I asked her: "What are you gonna do with that, cement some bricks in a bridge that goes to Hawaii?"
2006-10-12 09:11:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the bridge would definitely be easier - good joke - its a funny twist on religion - some people get upset when a joke has god in it - but if they think about - he's in everything we do.
2006-10-12 16:10:42 · answer #2 · answered by beachnut222000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, one of the better ones to have appeared lately
2006-10-12 16:12:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and one for the ladies:
"What do you call the useless collection of skin at the base of the penis?"
2006-10-12 16:11:49 · answer #4 · answered by mesmerized 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good joke
2006-10-12 16:06:38 · answer #5 · answered by rosbif 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh-huh
2006-10-12 16:09:08 · answer #6 · answered by kna0831 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wot eva your confusing me!!!!!
2006-10-12 16:13:38 · answer #7 · answered by demi n 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep that'll do for me....he he
2006-10-12 16:08:25 · answer #8 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny...hehehhehhheeeee.
2006-10-12 16:11:57 · answer #9 · answered by clarelouiseprince 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS GREAT!! kudos to you for that!!!!!! :)
2006-10-12 16:08:16 · answer #10 · answered by bsktballa4413 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋