Entertainment & Music - 11 October 2006

A woman calls 999 and starts screaming at the operator:
'Help,please,help...my husband is not breathing...I think he is dead...what can I do...what can I do???'
'Ok, calm down now...take a deep breath...first of all you have to tell us what you see...make sure you know 100% he is not breathing'
Silence...then the sound of a gunshot...
Then the voice of the woman who says:
'Just shot him in the head,definitely not brething now....now what?'

2006-10-11 06:56:37 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Introduced to me one night after a few too many drinks along with other little tongue twisters was my favorite....

One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart. Three smart fellows, they all felt smart."....Yeah. You can read it just fine, but say it aloud. You'll mess it up. :o) But it's fun.

And if you don't mess it up, have a few shots of Crown. :o)

2006-10-11 06:56:34 · 3 answers · asked by Barbi 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-11 06:55:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 06:55:38 · 8 answers · asked by badgurl 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 06:55:17 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I just heard that they are playing the ENTIRE new album this tour. And only 5 old songs...............

How f*cking lame!!! Nice way to screw over your fans!! I'm tearing up my ticket............

Mr Happy
:o)

2006-10-11 06:54:58 · 2 answers · asked by hagtagg 5 in Music

According to an article on CNN today there are more than 34,000 lobbyists in Washington DC today versus 63 in 1968. See http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/10/10/Dobbs.Oct11/index.html for more information.

2006-10-11 06:54:03 · 8 answers · asked by slingshot 3 in Polls & Surveys

i think someone deleted my audio devices from my pc and i cant hear anything now

2006-10-11 06:53:45 · 1 answers · asked by tainted_soul6000 1 in Other - Entertainment

besides the one you live in now...

2006-10-11 06:52:49 · 43 answers · asked by ♥michele♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

If so, which one?

2006-10-11 06:52:00 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 06:51:58 · 37 answers · asked by ♥michele♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 06:51:54 · 6 answers · asked by Diane S 1 in Celebrities

Where do you do it? Where is it appropriate/not appropriate? What is the craziest thing youve seen?

2006-10-11 06:51:45 · 3 answers · asked by BNLCy 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-11 06:50:52 · 5 answers · asked by Mikey C 5 in Music

2006-10-11 06:50:32 · 4 answers · asked by iwearshoes 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-10-11 06:50:14 · 15 answers · asked by grapesofmiami 1 in Polls & Surveys

Does anybody know the brand/name of the khaki-colored jacket that Bill Bixby wore on "Incredible Hulk" TV series in the late 70s/early 80s? I thought it was funny how he always tore up all of his clothes but still managed to keep that same jacket throughout the series!

Thanks for your help!!!

2006-10-11 06:50:01 · 2 answers · asked by mommaddz 2 in Television

2006-10-11 06:49:50 · 4 answers · asked by needAnanswer 1 in Music

2006-10-11 06:49:48 · 22 answers · asked by S&S 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 06:48:48 · 4 answers · asked by Randy P 1 in Music

Omarion-Bow Wow-or Chris Brown

2006-10-11 06:48:38 · 31 answers · asked by Milkyway 1 in Celebrities

2006-10-11 06:47:50 · 4 answers · asked by grapesofmiami 1 in Polls & Surveys

A Blood Clot.


and yes i know this isn't a question, its an answer.

2006-10-11 06:47:32 · 14 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-11 06:46:31 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 06:46:22 · 11 answers · asked by gymfreak 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 06:45:43 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

:)

2006-10-11 06:45:37 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 06:45:31 · 3 answers · asked by Jeffery R 1 in Celebrities

2006-10-11 06:45:29 · 12 answers · asked by Zorlinda 6 in Polls & Surveys

What are the rules?

2006-10-11 06:45:24 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys