A woman calls 999 and starts screaming at the operator:
'Help,please,help...my husband is not breathing...I think he is dead...what can I do...what can I do???'
'Ok, calm down now...take a deep breath...first of all you have to tell us what you see...make sure you know 100% he is not breathing'
Silence...then the sound of a gunshot...
Then the voice of the woman who says:
'Just shot him in the head,definitely not brething now....now what?'
2006-10-11 06:56:37 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's an Italian joke...there is something that goes lost in translation...I tried my best, but I can assure...in Italian it's hilarious!!
2006-10-11 07:10:12 · update #1
Firstly, why are Americans so fu*king stupid?!?!
999 is the number for Emergency services in Britain, you aren't the only country in the world!!
Secondly, Marco I thought your joke was Quality!
Thumbs up for you, sweetie! xxx
2006-10-11 08:15:38 · answer #1 · answered by Kirk_84 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
999 for Emergency Services in England...................
911 in America.
P.S.
The Joke was cr@p
2006-10-11 07:11:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-08 12:54:52 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a predictable joke, and I'd heard something similar before, BUT, you got some answers that made me laugh!
2006-10-11 07:06:26 · answer #4 · answered by ... 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
lol that was such a crap joke that its funny. and come on people its a joke....911? in jokes animals talk and people have super atomic powers yet we worry about numbers. Concerned!!!
2006-10-11 07:01:02 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Why did she call 999 instead of 911?
2006-10-11 06:58:47 · answer #6 · answered by newheartin03 4 · 1⤊ 7⤋
Heh. Saw that coming though...
Is 999 like 911? Sorry if you think Im ignorant.
2006-10-11 06:57:58 · answer #7 · answered by Barbi 4 · 1⤊ 7⤋
Nah that one didnt tickle me but wel done for trying...
2006-10-11 06:59:10 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
first you have to dial 911 not 999, (999 probably calls your mom), second your joke was lame
2006-10-11 07:00:03 · answer #9 · answered by JESUS V 1 · 1⤊ 7⤋
somewhere inthe world, someone probably would do that too
2006-10-11 06:59:15 · answer #10 · answered by rose_merrick 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋