What exactly do you do for a living? Would you feel alright about missing work for about a month or so?

Answer 1

I'm an accounting clerk for a large medical facility. I process payroll and pay bills. I would gladly miss work for a month, and I know one day I will have to when I decide to get pregnant and have a baby.

Answer 2

I clean bird poop out of cuckoo clocks. (Actually, I unload faulty transmissions from faulty Japanese cars with a faulty chain-hoist into a faulty "reconditioning" corporation for faulty employers and a faulty paycheck with faulty hours and faulty benefits. Hence, the birdpoop allegory.)

I'd feel great about missing work for the rest of my life, and it would probably cheer everyone else up there, too. My real job of twenty-one years pulled an Enron four years ago and moved to China soon after. Two years of college and twenty years of quality-control experience and they put me in the department where all the dropouts, ex-cons, and dopers get hired in at, and the kids who have their first real job. No one stays at this place past their first month and I've already been there for over seven. Aaaargh! The quitters are all smarter than me!

I keep telling myself that perseverence and honor pay. Apparently, it does, but only for the bosses.

Answer 3

Feed sick people in the hospital. I could miss a month of work and get paid for it and I think I'd be missed because nobody likes to do my shift because it involves running things all over the hospital and mopping the floor and doing a lot of pots and pans. I wouldn't miss it but they'd miss me. I'm their you-know-what.

Answer 4

I am an office manager/administrative assistant at an architectural firm.

I would miss work for a month, but only if I was still getting paid!!