Entertainment & Music - 11 October 2006

Two old ladies sitting on the porch at the old folks home? One turned to the other and asked "Martha, you were married a long time, did you and your husband have mutual orgasm?

The other little old lady sat and rocked for a minute and said, "No, I think we had State Farm."

2006-10-11 07:12:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 07:11:08 · 15 answers · asked by BNLCy 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-11 07:10:57 · 4 answers · asked by Boo Boo 2 in Movies

2006-10-11 07:10:27 · 13 answers · asked by vandetta00 2 in Polls & Surveys

Have oyu ever felt that creepy feeling where you visite someplace you have never been before but where go there you knwo it like the back of your hand. I had that feeling when i visited the pyramids in Egypt. Mabe i am a reincarnate of a slave who built it or i could have been King Tut in a past life.

2006-10-11 07:09:59 · 14 answers · asked by The Richest Man in Babylon 3 in Polls & Surveys

e.g Telegraph Road 14minutes is there a song that lasts longer,anybody know?

2006-10-11 07:09:03 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A pirate walks into a bar with a sterring wheel attached to his penis. The bartender asked him " whats with the sterring wheel".
the pirate says " aaaaarrrrrrr its driving me nuts".

2006-10-11 07:08:54 · 22 answers · asked by JESUS V 1 in Jokes & Riddles

A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore.

His wife fluttered about him, pleased with the amount of work he had done and anxious to get him to do some more.

"Have a nice soak in the bath and I'll bring you a drink," she suggested smiling.

"Good idea," says the husband looking forward to being waited on.

He's in the bath when she comes in with a nice glass of Scotch which he accepts happily.

"If there's anything else you'd like just call," says the wife as she leaves the bathroom.

When she got halfway along the landing the husband relaxes completely and lets off an enormous long fart in the bath.

A few minutes later, despite it being a very warm Summer's evening, the wife comes in with a fluffy bed warmer

"What the heck is that for?" asks the husband snappily.

"Oh Darling," says the wife, flustered, "I thought I heard you say, "Whataboutahottawaterbottle."

2006-10-11 07:08:52 · 4 answers · asked by ☺Smiley☺ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-11 07:07:58 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 07:07:53 · 17 answers · asked by gymfreak 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 07:06:58 · 19 answers · asked by bye bye 5 in Polls & Surveys

It's a riddle

2006-10-11 07:06:46 · 14 answers · asked by Amy 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Which one do you prefer? Or which is more interesting?

2006-10-11 07:06:42 · 46 answers · asked by Mystique 2 in Television

specifically the song the Cowardly Lion sings. It begins:

"If I were king of the forest..................."

Thanks to all!

2006-10-11 07:06:39 · 7 answers · asked by The Mystic One 4 in Movies

I'm thinking approximate sales figures, status (gold, platinum etc), weeks on chart, any other stats. Singles and albums. A bit like the album chart in Q magazine but updated regularly...?

2006-10-11 07:06:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-11 07:06:37 · 6 answers · asked by charlie 3 in Other - Entertainment

I'm trying to find out the song that is used on the M&S advert, the one with Miss Jagger and Twiggy and a few other english models all jumping about on a London Bus????

Please HELP

2006-10-11 07:06:26 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-11 07:06:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 07:05:48 · 14 answers · asked by peskybratofmiami 1 in Polls & Surveys

It's sang by a group and it's all accapella..I think it's called"It's Alright"..Have you heard it? If so can i get someone to send it to me??

2006-10-11 07:05:25 · 2 answers · asked by Dark Juggalo 1 in Music

or buy nochnoy dozor[nightwatch]?
it seems interesting,but i don't know what it's all about.
thanks.

2006-10-11 07:05:22 · 3 answers · asked by Lost Phoenix 3 in Movies

My cat doesn't bite ☺

2006-10-11 07:05:05 · 22 answers · asked by TropicalSun 5 in Polls & Surveys

____ stick with 1 flavor
____ choose 1 flavor initially, then change later to another flavor
____ mix more than 2 flavors together at one time (that redundant?)
____ ask for water but get soda anyway (oooh ya naughty)

2006-10-11 07:05:05 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 07:04:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-11 07:04:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

mick goes into a bar at the top of the empire state building.... he sits at the bar and orders a pint of guinness. The guy sitting next to him orders a pint of the same, knocks it back in one then runs to the window and jumps out! 2 minutes later the same guy walks back into the bar with not a scratch on him. Mick is amazed and asks how the man did this... the guy says that its the bubbles in the guinness, they make you float... he says he´ll do it again to prove it... so he orders another guinness and does the same thing again, knocks it back, jumps out the window then walks back into the bar 2 minutes later. So mick decides he´s gonna try this trick... he knocks back his guinness runs over and jumps out the window... and splats dead on the ground below!
The bartender says "My god superman.. you´re an awful git when you´re drunk".

2006-10-11 07:04:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I was watching "Rat Race" last night, and i laughed so hard my stomach hurt afterwards. i haven't had such a great mindless entertainment for a long time... i really needed it. I think the other movies for me are:

Eurotrip
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Top Secret

2006-10-11 07:03:49 · 31 answers · asked by ♫ sf_ca ღ 4 in Movies

watch it i am 14

2006-10-11 07:03:48 · 26 answers · asked by Destiny A 3 in Polls & Surveys

was when Data had a "daughter" and when the crew got into a hologram and could not get out (computer would not respond to their commands).What's your favorite?

2006-10-11 07:03:47 · 2 answers · asked by Pooks 6 in Television

2006-10-11 07:03:46 · 4 answers · asked by Josh P. 1 in Polls & Surveys