mick goes into a bar at the top of the empire state building.... he sits at the bar and orders a pint of guinness. The guy sitting next to him orders a pint of the same, knocks it back in one then runs to the window and jumps out! 2 minutes later the same guy walks back into the bar with not a scratch on him. Mick is amazed and asks how the man did this... the guy says that its the bubbles in the guinness, they make you float... he says he´ll do it again to prove it... so he orders another guinness and does the same thing again, knocks it back, jumps out the window then walks back into the bar 2 minutes later. So mick decides he´s gonna try this trick... he knocks back his guinness runs over and jumps out the window... and splats dead on the ground below!
The bartender says "My god superman.. you´re an awful git when you´re drunk".
2006-10-11 07:04:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha! What a total moron!! LOL!
-did that really happen?
2006-10-11 07:10:03 · answer #1 · answered by ergonomia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No it was not he bubbles to actually answer the question which no one to present has. From the characters we know it is a fairy tale. If mick was irish he would order a stout. If mick was english he wouldn't venture to top of empire state building. If he were french he would be wearing brown pants so afraid of heights. if here were american he would have watched superman go out the window and not fallen for the trick, however, after 10 or 12 pints he would have done iot over the stupidity of the situation.
2006-10-11 07:33:15 · answer #2 · answered by jess g 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2006-10-11 07:07:20 · answer #3 · answered by rose_merrick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are the best
2006-10-11 07:14:32 · answer #4 · answered by gilly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're on a roll tonight Girly (just read the "Eddie" one)
Another thumbs up for you!
2006-10-11 08:11:34 · answer #5 · answered by Kirk_84 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone just told that joke half an hour ago. sorry
2006-10-11 07:13:48 · answer #6 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that was friggin gas
2006-10-11 07:09:05 · answer #7 · answered by Nemo <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
didnt laugh, but i did chuckle!! xx
2006-10-11 09:08:00 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs Chicagosgirl!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke is older than me...
2006-10-11 07:07:54 · answer #9 · answered by lexxfive 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah it's pretty good! heard it from my brother ^^
2006-10-11 07:07:44 · answer #10 · answered by Cec 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋