Entertainment & Music - 10 October 2006

For me it's Alan Partridge, and did you see the comedian on mock the week talking about foxes, I nearly wet myself.

Oh and people falling over etc.

2006-10-10 05:33:37 · 31 answers · asked by sling it bird 3 in Polls & Surveys

Does that mean that you live every day inside an aphrodisiac?

2006-10-10 05:33:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

yahoo mail beta or regular one?

beta - good for text mails but no avtaar.
regular - good for pic mails but less user friendly.

2006-10-10 05:32:42 · 17 answers · asked by kiran 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-10 05:32:01 · 11 answers · asked by Evieluck 4 in Television

2006-10-10 05:31:50 · 15 answers · asked by Wish 6 in Polls & Surveys

She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making
>love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!
>
>"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to
>me a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you.
>I want a divorce straight away!"
>
>And he replied: "Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you
>what
>happened"
>"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll
>say to me!"
>And he began:
>"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady
>here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless
>that I took pity on her and let her into the car. noticed that she was
>very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
>
>She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my
>compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for
>you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll
>put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
>
>Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she
>was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes
>so I threw them away.
>
>Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have
>had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.
>I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which
>you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
>
>I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you
>don't wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you
>bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work
>has a pair like them.."
>
>He took a quick breath and continued: "She was so grateful for my
>understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me
>with tears in her eyes
>and said '"Please........do you have anything else that your wife
>doesn't use?'



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2006-10-10 05:31:20 · 12 answers · asked by cheeks the slick 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I learned this skill in the army...

2006-10-10 05:30:56 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who remembers this American kids show? I looked like the Alien Prince as a kid much to my friends amusement. Where is the bloke who played him now?

2006-10-10 05:30:52 · 1 answers · asked by David J 2 in Television

Pick a word. Choose one of the following words in the list, the person that gets the word i chose wins. If a person has 2 or more guesses, then i will only take their first guess.

cat, dog, pony, turtle, snake, rat, bear, sheep.

2006-10-10 05:30:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Vandetta or Rockboy? you got to pick one....

2006-10-10 05:30:24 · 7 answers · asked by vandetta00 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-10 05:30:05 · 7 answers · asked by bryzxsyw 2 in Polls & Surveys

the one they keep showing on tv where he has a the guy by the throat.

2006-10-10 05:29:59 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-10-10 05:29:27 · 13 answers · asked by MyzTeKe™ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-10 05:29:23 · 8 answers · asked by sanchez 1 in Music

seriously, no joke. i am just wondering.
not in the sex way, just things like thunderstroms, sarcasm and such.

2006-10-10 05:29:16 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Pick a number between 1 and 20, 1st to get the same number i have chosen wins. If a person has 2 or more guesses, then i will only take their first guess.

2006-10-10 05:28:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I keep hearing that from a family member.

2006-10-10 05:28:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Ever went to another car like yours by mistake?

2006-10-10 05:28:21 · 20 answers · asked by anitababy.brainwash 6 in Polls & Surveys

Why do they make so much money for acting? Its not dangerous. They aren't royalty. Whats the deal?

2006-10-10 05:28:08 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I was walkin to the bathroom when a turd fell out from this lady's dress. No mistaking it was a turd. A nice golf ball size one and stunk the joint up. I started to laugh and the lady ran away crying her eyes out. Then I laughed harder and MY LAUGH BOOMED down the hall and I fell over with tears coming out of my eyes.

Then I saw her about 5 min ago and said,"The janitor was putting up wanted posters for the infamous poop dropper". I think today will be her last day working. What do you think?

2006-10-10 05:27:45 · 12 answers · asked by Naddo 3 in Polls & Surveys

1. Live longer.
2. Get revenge.

2006-10-10 05:27:37 · 7 answers · asked by Alotta F 2 in Polls & Surveys

Choose an animal. 1st to pick the same animal i did wins it. If a person has 2 or more guesses, then i will only take their first guess.

panther, cheeta, lion, tiger, bobcat, leopard, lioness, jaguar.

2006-10-10 05:27:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-10 05:26:22 · 17 answers · asked by vandetta00 2 in Polls & Surveys

Carry On Camping:
Charles Hawtrey, in camping gear, meets a girl walking a cow on a rope.
He says (and the quotes may not be word-perfect) "What's a nice girl like you doing with an old cow like that?"
She replies "I'm taking her to the bull."
He asks "Can't your father do that?"
She says "No, it has to be the bull."

What is your favourite Carry On quote?
10 points for the best one.

(and sorry, "Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me" is NOT allowed!)

2006-10-10 05:26:16 · 14 answers · asked by david4thelord 4 in Movies

2006-10-10 05:26:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-10-10 05:26:01 · 19 answers · asked by bryzxsyw 2 in Polls & Surveys

Another words in your opinion who is the better of the two, I know it's hard to say as each guitar player has their own style that makes them great, but a poll could help settle our arguement for the moment anyway.
(I'm just full of music questions today!)

2006-10-10 05:25:40 · 3 answers · asked by MOVING 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-10 05:25:19 · 10 answers · asked by Jessica M 1 in Music

state of mind that you MUST be constantly learning something, would that help to alleviate anything negative?

2006-10-10 05:25:05 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Fill in the blank. If a person has 2 or more guesses, then i will only take their first guess.

Brown ______

2006-10-10 05:24:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles