She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making
>love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!
>
>"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to
>me a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you.
>I want a divorce straight away!"
>
>And he replied: "Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you
>what
>happened"
>"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll
>say to me!"
>And he began:
>"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady
>here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless
>that I took pity on her and let her into the car. noticed that she was
>very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
>
>She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my
>compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for
>you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll
>put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
>
>Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she
>was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes
>so I threw them away.
>
>Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have
>had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.
>I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which
>you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
>
>I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you
>don't wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you
>bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work
>has a pair like them.."
>
>He took a quick breath and continued: "She was so grateful for my
>understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me
>with tears in her eyes
>and said '"Please........do you have anything else that your wife
>doesn't use?'
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2006-10-10 05:31:20 · 12 answers · asked by cheeks the slick 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one dear pleas keep it up..
2006-10-10 06:04:52 · answer #1 · answered by syed 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HaHa I really liked that one. It takes alot for a joke to actually make me laugh and that one was it. LOL
2006-10-10 05:35:49 · answer #2 · answered by JonnaMamma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes may be you told him himself and then she offered to use her in her place and you did it . nice execuse you have made and annoyed your first lady as well as may be she can her behaviour towords you if you are right in your excuses.
2006-10-10 05:42:09 · answer #3 · answered by creed 1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! As a married mother....I love it!
2006-10-10 05:36:28 · answer #4 · answered by jovi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. What; you snooze, you lose? LOL.
Thanks for the laugh.
2006-10-14 01:24:33 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooooh! thats great!!!
2006-10-10 05:58:33 · answer #6 · answered by Brittney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lo............hahahahaha........a fiine one..........no words to express the jokes beauty.....thanks for a good joke, before going to bed...........LMAO
2006-10-10 05:36:43 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good excuse
2006-10-10 05:54:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's hilarious!
2006-10-10 05:43:59 · answer #9 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-10 05:43:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋