Carry On Camping:
Charles Hawtrey, in camping gear, meets a girl walking a cow on a rope.
He says (and the quotes may not be word-perfect) "What's a nice girl like you doing with an old cow like that?"
She replies "I'm taking her to the bull."
He asks "Can't your father do that?"
She says "No, it has to be the bull."
What is your favourite Carry On quote?
10 points for the best one.
(and sorry, "Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me" is NOT allowed!)
2006-10-10 05:26:16 · 14 answers · asked by david4thelord 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
And 324324 3 or whoever you are:
Please don't answer with that youtube link!
2006-10-10 05:42:28 · update #1
Carry on up the Kyber, Kenneth Williams plays the Karsi of Kalabar who is watching his Indian snake charmer performing when his side kick Bernand Breslaw appears and whispers in his ear. On hearing the news he jumps up and dismisses the performer with the imortal line, "Faqir.........Off!"
OH! and another..........
June whitfield and Kenneth Connor on holiday are sharing a table with Sid James and Joan Sims....
Sid asks June, "Would you like a drink?",
June replies,"No thanks, I tried it once and didn't like it".
"Cigarette?" Sid enquires,
"No, tried it once and didn't like it, my daughter doesn't like it either",
Sid replies " I bet she's your only child!!"
2006-10-10 05:48:47 · answer #1 · answered by izzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Charles Hawtrey in carry on doctor/nurse with headphones on listening to classical music and pretending to play a piano and played it right out of bed. Classic....
2006-10-10 06:55:53 · answer #2 · answered by chricky02l 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Carry on England
Kenneth Connor talking to Windsor Davies and says " when i said that's all i meant that's all is all i meant"
Windsor Davies turns round and says "that's a lot of alls sir "
or carry on abroad Sid James to Joan Sims talking bout going on hols after he has been caught out that he is going with Barbra Windsor " its flying you don't like flying" to which Joan says" don't like scrubbing floors but rather i do it than you get some other scrubber
2006-10-10 05:41:19 · answer #3 · answered by on a need 2 know basis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it in carry on girls when Barbarra Winsor made up a fake lie about one of the other contestents stealing her swimsuit and wearing it and they had a cat fight which she did to get publicity for sid for the beauty pagend.
Also liked when in carry on doctor the matron traped doctor tinkel in his room
In carry on nurse when your man dressed as nurse so he and sid could steal supplies from hospital and he ended up delivering twins and had pic on paper.
2006-10-10 09:14:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Carry on Cleo where Cleopatra says "just one bite of this Asp..."
So Sid James grabs the Asp and bites its head off...
Carry on Matron: Hattie Jacques: "I want to be wooed" Kenneth Williams "you can be as wude as you like with me"
And thanks to izzy below for reminding me of that line in "up the kyber"... "Faqir... off!" I wept with laughter the first time I saw that - many years ago
2006-10-10 05:29:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the bit in carry on boring-me-titzoff.
where ken williams is a neurotic wooftah
hawtry is a drunken old cnut
all the birds are butt ugly
and sid james plays a blinder as a racist womanising toss pot.
the heady aroma of a flea pit cinema.
we british are superior at entertainment you know.
2006-10-10 05:40:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Carry on Cowboy.
Joan Sims says to Sid James "I'll take that gun, I don't want you shooting at my place".
He looks her up and down and says "Maam I wouldn't dream of shooting at your place.
2006-10-10 06:10:55 · answer #7 · answered by paul b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
carry on cowboy
joan sims to sid when he produces a gun "my but you've got a big one"
he replies "i'm from texas we all have big ones there"
2006-10-10 05:32:12 · answer #8 · answered by jacksmum 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as anthony said to cleopatra as he opened a creat of ale ooohhh i say. frankie howard and morrissey.
2006-10-10 05:28:42 · answer #9 · answered by JAY JAY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Carry on Behind";
Windsor Davies - "Me ball's burning!"
Peter Butterworth - "Well, don't stand so close to the fire!"
;-)
HTH
Regards
2006-10-10 05:30:51 · answer #10 · answered by James UK 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋