Entertainment & Music - 9 October 2006

2006-10-09 02:11:29 · 6 answers · asked by antonio c 1 in Music

I remember being a kid and looking up to adults who at that time were in thier 20's. They seemed so responsible, and adult like. I compare those times to now, and to me it seems like people my age dont want to grow up. Im talking about how they act right down to the way they dress. Is twenty somethings the new teenagers?

2006-10-09 02:11:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

me,of course)
Honestly,i think Jlo,Madonna,Angelina Jolie,Monica Bellucci,Fergie

2006-10-09 02:10:20 · 26 answers · asked by Shaki 1 in Celebrities

Two French paratroopers were seconded to the SAS for special training.

After the first day they met up in the bar.

Ah, Pierre," asks one, " 'ow 'av you been doing?"



Merde!" answers Pierre. "I 'av 'ad a MOS' terrible day. Terrible!



At seex zis morning I was woken by zis beeg 'airy sergeant. 'E

Dragged me out of bed and on to ze parade ground."



And Zen what 'appened?" inquires his mate.


I weel tell you what 'appened! 'E made me climb urp zis silly leetle

Platform five feet off ze ground and Zen 'e said "Jurmp!"."


'And did you jump?" asks his mate.


I did not. I told 'im - "I am a French paratrooper. I do not jump

Five feet. It is beneass my dignity."

And Zen what 'appened?" asks his mate.



Zen 'e made me climb up zis silly leetle platform ten feet off ze

Ground, and 'e said "Jump!"."


And did you jurmp?" asks his mate.


I did not. I told 'im - "I am a French paratrooper. It is beneass

My dignity to jump ten feet."



What 'appened Zen?" asks his mate.



Zen 'e made me climb urp zis rickety platform a 'undred feet above ze
Parade ground. 'E undid 'is trousers, took out zis enormous willy, and
'e
Said: "If you do not jurmp, I am going to stick zis right urp your

Burm."."



Ooooh!" says his mate. "And did you jurmp?"



A leetle, at ze beginning. "

2006-10-09 02:10:17 · 9 answers · asked by ztt_66 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Pick a famous person and see who you know that knows someone that knows them, etc. And you can only have 6 people in between you and the famous person. It's COOL!

I could play that game all day long.

2006-10-09 02:09:50 · 7 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

I think I would say Batman, for obvious reasons! hehe! Shallow? I am a little, but he does have a nice bum that Christan Bale!

2006-10-09 02:09:34 · 45 answers · asked by Emma 4 in Polls & Surveys

A markhatter or a hedgy

2006-10-09 02:09:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

song

2006-10-09 02:07:59 · 2 answers · asked by d w 1 in Music

2006-10-09 02:07:01 · 45 answers · asked by anna 7 in Polls & Surveys

I think if he picked New York, not only will he have DRAMA, but she really hates his children and she's using him. I still can't believe she actually had sex with him. I want Deelious to win because she has so much class and for some STRANGE reason she really cares for him.

2006-10-09 02:05:09 · 11 answers · asked by Diva E 2 in Television

2006-10-09 02:04:56 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

'What we did on our holiday'. It was on ITV last night I thought it was really good. Roger Lloyd Pack did afantastic job as a man suffering from Parkinsons diease. Well done ITV.

2006-10-09 02:04:35 · 15 answers · asked by Claire U.K 3 in Television

2006-10-09 02:03:55 · 4 answers · asked by ysalva2308 1 in Polls & Surveys

An elderly man gets on a packed train and sees there is a teenage boy who is sitting right next to where he is standing. So he asks the boy "Hey can you stand up, you're young and strong and my knees are weak from age"

The boy says "Why should I stand up"

"Because I am your elder and deserve some respect and also have really sore knees"

"Did you stand up for your elders when you were a kid?"

"Yes of Course I did!"

"Well now you know why you have sore knees!"

Just want to know if you liked it and/or if you have anything similar or just generally funny to say.

2006-10-09 02:03:35 · 22 answers · asked by master_betty_101 2 in Jokes & Riddles

The ladies love mine

I can hang from trees with it

2006-10-09 02:03:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is it really good?

2006-10-09 02:02:57 · 4 answers · asked by texasdaddy2009 3 in Music

mine ended because she was a lying cheating whore. but what about yours? was it money problems or did the love just die and fade away?

2006-10-09 02:02:10 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what did da ant say to his girlfriend (the elephant) when his father was comming that way?
the ant said "hide behind me sweetheart!"

2006-10-09 02:01:26 · 12 answers · asked by fresh_new_attitude 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Teachers aren't able to help everyone you know. So what is the point of sitting in a classroom if you are incapable of passing anything?

2006-10-09 02:00:18 · 8 answers · asked by ysalva2308 1 in Polls & Surveys

50 or the Game?

2006-10-09 01:59:34 · 17 answers · asked by moopoppet 4 in Music

2006-10-09 01:59:08 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

heheh :)

2006-10-09 01:58:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This old lady goes into the local taxidermist and tells him that her old cat has died after 12 years and she wants it stuffed.

The taxidermist looks at it and say's " No problems, would you like it mounting"

The old lady say's " Oh no! just sitting on it's backside as normal"

2006-10-09 01:58:49 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-09 01:58:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why does this movie continue to make top ten lists,#1 a lot of the time even? It's so dated and boring .

2006-10-09 01:58:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

i consider my pets as true friends and always show the same respect as i do other people. well actually im probably nicer than that. i dont let many people sleep with me.

2006-10-09 01:57:24 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

then who is ?????

2006-10-09 01:56:59 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This fellow went to the job centre for a job in the NHS and the man behind the desk said they had a job in Glasgow as a Assistant Gynecologist.

The fellow say's "What involved with the job"

The man reply's " You'll have to help prepare and shave some lady's southern region?"

The fellow say's eagerly " I'll take it, what do I do next!"

The man say's " Go to Edinburgh for 9am on Monday"

"But the job is in Glasgow" the fellow said.

"Aye! that right but the line fo the job starts there" said the man at the job centre.

2006-10-09 01:56:40 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

a) you feel like you need to protect them
b) you feel that they can protect you

2006-10-09 01:56:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-09 01:55:06 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles