what did da ant say to his girlfriend (the elephant) when his father was comming that way?
the ant said "hide behind me sweetheart!"
2006-10-09 02:01:26 · 12 answers · asked by fresh_new_attitude 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe
good one.
2006-10-09 02:15:49 · answer #1 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rabbit is running through the forest and happens upon Giraffe, smoking a joint.
Rabbit says: Hey Giraffe, don't do drugs, come running through the forest with me.
Giraffe reckons: Sounds healthy, what the hell and off they go running throught the forest together.
A while later they happen upon Elephant, doing lines.
Rabbit says: Hey Elephant, don't do drugs, come running through the forest with me.
Elephant reckons: Sounds healthy, what the hell and off they go running throught the forest together.
A while later they happen upon Lion, shooting up on heroin.
Rabbit says: Hey Lion, don't do drugs, come running through the forest with me.
Lion says: F*&k Off Rabbit, you always do this when you're on SPEED!.
2006-10-09 09:09:22 · answer #2 · answered by Diablo 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
& her father say hallo to his daughter & said why r u roaming alone, u know, in ur age i always roam with girl friend
2006-10-09 09:06:36 · answer #3 · answered by apurba s 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I liked the drug joke better!
2006-10-09 10:05:56 · answer #4 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock, knock
who's there?
cow
cow who?
cow's don't go boo, they go moo
loobee, 7 y.o.
happy hallowe'en
2006-10-09 09:47:57 · answer #5 · answered by soobee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least he's not a size-ist.
2006-10-09 09:03:28 · answer #6 · answered by Yellowstonedogs 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he will turn a flat road
2006-10-09 10:33:46 · answer #7 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder who is doing who.
2006-10-09 09:39:33 · answer #8 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so what is the joke?
2006-10-09 09:02:55 · answer #9 · answered by ☺Everybody still loves Chris!♥▼© 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ohhhh!
2006-10-09 09:03:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋