Entertainment & Music - 9 October 2006

Duncan the humble crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were madly, deeply and
passionately in love.

For months they enjoyed an idyllic relationship until one day Kate scuttled
over to Duncan in tears.

"We can't see each other anymore".... she sobbed.

"Why?" gasped Duncan.

"Daddy says that crabs are too common" she wailed. "He claims you are a mere
crab and a poor one at that, and that crabs are the lowest class of
crustacean and that no daughter of his will marry someone that can only walk
sideways"

Duncan was shattered, and scuttled away into the darkness to drink himself
into a filthy state of aquatic oblivion.

That night, the Great Lobster Ball was taking place. Lobsters came from far
and wide, dancing and merry making but the Lobster Princess refused to join
in, choosing instead to sit by her father's side, inconsolable.

Suddenly the door burst open, and Duncan the crab strode in.

The Lobsters all stopped their dancing, the Princess gasped and the King
rose from his throne. Slowly, painstakingly, Duncan the crab made his way
across the floor....... and all could see that he was walking, not
sideways..... but forwards... Yes FORWARDS, one claw after another!!

Step by step he made his approach towards the throne until he finally looked
King lobster in the eye.

There was a deadly hush..........................

For quite a while.......................

Finally the crab spoke.....................

"F**k I'm pissed!" he said.

2006-10-09 00:46:57 · 18 answers · asked by ztt_66 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Some gels and liquids have been banned from airplanes. What can be done to make?

domestic flights safer?

2006-10-09 00:46:52 · 4 answers · asked by mutt 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Riddle -- what's the common between X-Men 3 & Thank You For Smoking?

the 1st one to answer correctly gets 10 pts. :)

2006-10-09 00:45:43 · 3 answers · asked by julie_2cute2 1 in Movies

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what is the best site to download movies from?

2006-10-09 00:44:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Should MENSA send Kim Jong some gray matter?

2006-10-09 00:43:32 · 5 answers · asked by Moma 7 in Polls & Surveys

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there is this song that begins with.. i dont want any pretty face... what is it called??

i heard this song in a tv show.. the suite life of zack and cody where a cute looking guy sings i dont want a pretty face or just anybody.. something like that!! what is the name of the song and who is that guy?? ( he comes as a celebrity in the show.. and is a guy staying at the tipton hotel!!)

2006-10-09 00:43:08 · 3 answers · asked by rocker_girl 4 in Television

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Is it good to make a remake of any classical movie or a song...?

2006-10-09 00:40:08 · 7 answers · asked by Manoj J 2 in Polls & Surveys

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How much money do you have?

I have tonnes of it. I don't know what to do with it all. Have you heard that 95% of the world's wealth is owned by 5% of the population? Well, I make up 99% of that 5%. I have clothes made out of money. I'm loaded. My swimming pool is made out of gold, and the "water" is actually melted gold. I don't go swimming in it, obviously, but I'm so rich I pay other people to.

I am the richest man in the world. I have just got SO MUCH money.

2006-10-09 00:39:29 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what was the name of the cartoon show featuring eddie murphy about a block on the projects?

2006-10-09 00:38:03 · 8 answers · asked by azzazzell2001 1 in Comics & Animation

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If I was to leave a quarter on the ground...?

and you happen to walk by moments later. Would you pick it up and pocket is or continue walking without giving it a thought.

Just a personal experiment.

2006-10-09 00:37:12 · 20 answers · asked by gymfreak 2 in Polls & Surveys

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How long does it take to ?

To fill out 500 serveys, I came across a web site that pays U ca$h to fill out serveys,but they want me to complete 10 for a dollar & won't pay ya till U reach $50 bucks, so how long would it take & is it worth it.?

2006-10-09 00:36:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Are Kim Jong and Pee-Wee Herman related????

2006-10-09 00:36:14 · 6 answers · asked by Moma 7 in Polls & Surveys

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who is playing the role of junior prithviraj in yhe serial?

the serial is in star plus . on friday saturday & sunday at 9.00pm

2006-10-09 00:35:38 · 5 answers · asked by sathvika s 1 in Television

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Pls, I need to find cute birth day greetings!?

Help! I need it ASAP!

2006-10-09 00:35:30 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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Whats the signs that its going to be a crappy week?

I came in and I find out that I'm under staff again. There were 2 bullcrap yahoo violations waiting on me.
Other departments are trying to unload thier work on mine and everyone is just being STUPID.

2006-10-09 00:35:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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