Duncan the humble crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were madly, deeply and
passionately in love.
For months they enjoyed an idyllic relationship until one day Kate scuttled
over to Duncan in tears.
"We can't see each other anymore".... she sobbed.
"Why?" gasped Duncan.
"Daddy says that crabs are too common" she wailed. "He claims you are a mere
crab and a poor one at that, and that crabs are the lowest class of
crustacean and that no daughter of his will marry someone that can only walk
sideways"
Duncan was shattered, and scuttled away into the darkness to drink himself
into a filthy state of aquatic oblivion.
That night, the Great Lobster Ball was taking place. Lobsters came from far
and wide, dancing and merry making but the Lobster Princess refused to join
in, choosing instead to sit by her father's side, inconsolable.
Suddenly the door burst open, and Duncan the crab strode in.
The Lobsters all stopped their dancing, the Princess gasped and the King
rose from his throne. Slowly, painstakingly, Duncan the crab made his way
across the floor....... and all could see that he was walking, not
sideways..... but forwards... Yes FORWARDS, one claw after another!!
Step by step he made his approach towards the throne until he finally looked
King lobster in the eye.
There was a deadly hush..........................
For quite a while.......................
Finally the crab spoke.....................
"F**k I'm pissed!" he said.
2006-10-09 00:46:57 · 18 answers · asked by ztt_66 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliantly presented. P.S. Why do crabs walk sideways? (you do a little jig for this one) O' I do like to be besides the sea side.
2006-10-09 01:04:54 · answer #1 · answered by brillo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good haven't heard a good joke like that since I got made redundant from my last job, they don't share jokes like that here!
Thanks
2006-10-09 07:56:21 · answer #2 · answered by Aitch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some say it's an oldie but i've never heard it before! I think it's brill!
2006-10-09 07:55:58 · answer #3 · answered by David D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
go to the doc if ya got crabs
2006-10-09 07:53:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
And oldie but a goodie.
2006-10-09 07:48:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the lesson is...
NEVER MESS UP WITH A CRAB!
hehe :)
2006-10-09 08:24:20 · answer #6 · answered by e o 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good!! haha x
2006-10-09 07:50:37 · answer #7 · answered by jo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
2006-10-09 12:39:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2006-10-09 08:50:47 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2006-10-09 07:52:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋