An elderly man gets on a packed train and sees there is a teenage boy who is sitting right next to where he is standing. So he asks the boy "Hey can you stand up, you're young and strong and my knees are weak from age"
The boy says "Why should I stand up"
"Because I am your elder and deserve some respect and also have really sore knees"
"Did you stand up for your elders when you were a kid?"
"Yes of Course I did!"
"Well now you know why you have sore knees!"
Just want to know if you liked it and/or if you have anything similar or just generally funny to say.
2006-10-09 02:03:35 · 22 answers · asked by master_betty_101 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it's funny, i was guessing that if the old man said he didnt, the kid would scoff and say 'so what makes you think i'll stand up for you?' or something like that (chuckle) :D
2006-10-09 02:14:55 · answer #1 · answered by DJ Alex 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2006-10-09 02:05:50 · answer #2 · answered by Alex 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-08-29 05:41:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I didn't think it was very funny! It could be because I have sore knees, though! lol
2006-10-09 02:07:27 · answer #4 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rather funny in a very dry, ironic sort of way.
2006-10-09 02:05:56 · answer #5 · answered by Shadow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uhmm for me thats not polite to treat an old man and its not funny for me i dont know ehy today we dont care about people around all we care about is our self but i think we should think because it is said that if you dont care for others, others will not also care for you......... good day and God Bless
2006-10-09 02:07:01 · answer #6 · answered by amie 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
to read this, it's funny lol but in person, i would always stand up , lol i love it as a joke , you got anymore
2006-10-09 02:06:40 · answer #7 · answered by louise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny haha but maybe funny hehe,not the best but oh well.
2006-10-09 03:01:29 · answer #8 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty good! The kid needs a smack though, lol.
2006-10-09 02:06:17 · answer #9 · answered by hott.dawg™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not funny.
2006-10-09 02:05:49 · answer #10 · answered by Barbara S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋