I got these in an email awhile back, if you got some, post 'em, I love to read 'em!
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#1) One day, a husband came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went fishing.
#2) A woman came home, screeching! her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the da** lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the he** out."
#3) Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
2006-10-09
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