frustrated by her husbands insistence that they make love in the dark, the wife switched on her bed light on night in the middle of a romp-only to find a cucumber in his hand
'is THIS,' she asked, pointing to the vegetable, 'what you’ve been using on me for the last five years?'
'honey, let me explain...'
'why you cheating son of a -.' she screamed
'cheating huh?!' interrupted her husband indignantly. 'perhaps you’d care to explain our three kids?'
2006-10-07
18:23:05
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