frustrated by her husbands insistence that they make love in the dark, the wife switched on her bed light on night in the middle of a romp-only to find a cucumber in his hand
'is THIS,' she asked, pointing to the vegetable, 'what you’ve been using on me for the last five years?'
'honey, let me explain...'
'why you cheating son of a -.' she screamed
'cheating huh?!' interrupted her husband indignantly. 'perhaps you’d care to explain our three kids?'
2006-10-07 18:23:05 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh that was funny! Gosh darn it my hubby would have loved it!
(For those of you who believe, he did love it! Got the whole band of angels rolling on the floor -cloud?- laughing.)
2006-10-07 18:32:33 · answer #1 · answered by Militia-Angel 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heh Heh Heh Heh, Cucumbers
2006-10-08 01:27:27 · answer #2 · answered by J-Kidd "07" 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have heard a longer version of this and i thought it was funny...but she got tired and turned on the lights and she was so upset...and yes she wanted a explanation...he said i will explain this and you explain about the kids..
2006-10-08 01:29:21 · answer #3 · answered by sanangel 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds like someone was getting some strange on the side
2006-10-08 01:25:51 · answer #4 · answered by hwall 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heh took me a second to get it
good one XD
2006-10-08 01:37:10 · answer #5 · answered by elnrith 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Vegetable people??
2006-10-08 01:27:39 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is beyond funny!
2006-10-08 02:28:52 · answer #7 · answered by mingosalaz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good im going to have to remember that one.
2006-10-08 01:34:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll have to remember that one!
2006-10-08 01:44:27 · answer #9 · answered by Texanborn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sick and twisted yet somewhat funny
2006-10-08 01:25:15 · answer #10 · answered by Heat seeking missile 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋