Entertainment & Music - 5 October 2006

2006-10-05 03:37:59 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-05 03:37:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned
about all his employees' well being, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?"

To which the blonde replies.....” Early this morning I got a phone call saying
that my mother had passed away."
The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. "Why
don't you go home for the day.....we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off
to relax and rest."
The blonde very calmly states......"No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep
my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual, saying "If you need
anything, just let me know."
Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks
out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!! He rushes out to
her, asking, "Are you gonna be ok??"
"No," exclaims the blonde. "I just got a call from my sister. She told me that
HER mom died too!!"

2006-10-05 03:37:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

.....we have 2 bedrooms for this reason. Sometimes his snoring gets so irritating, I have to go in the other room. Just wondering.

2006-10-05 03:37:18 · 10 answers · asked by alwaysright 3 in Polls & Surveys

difficult question someone could ask you?

2006-10-05 03:37:07 · 10 answers · asked by Me♥Manatees 3 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-10-05 03:37:03 · 7 answers · asked by cyberhacker665 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-05 03:36:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-05 03:32:52 · 20 answers · asked by daystate1 1 in Television

the lines go something like.... Someone like you, selfish it's true
All you can do
It's plain to see, entirely, you disagree
No sense of reason [some think that it's true]
Why did you have to believe them
No sense of reason [what do I have to do]
There's no-one else [you're deceiving]

2006-10-05 03:32:44 · 1 answers · asked by j. 1 in Music

What is going on in the show? I don't get to see it much since I started my new job.

2006-10-05 03:32:38 · 6 answers · asked by Becsteroni Magl 2 in Television

2006-10-05 03:32:33 · 10 answers · asked by Don't get me started 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-05 03:32:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-05 03:32:19 · 8 answers · asked by Chuck Norris 1 in Other - Entertainment

at work what would you say to your coworkers

2006-10-05 03:32:18 · 10 answers · asked by Me♥Manatees 3 in Polls & Surveys

that's child rape.....isn't that a crime....

2006-10-05 03:32:18 · 6 answers · asked by rebecca henley 1 in Movies

2006-10-05 03:31:37 · 7 answers · asked by jdawgcivic 1 in Music

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2006-10-05 03:31:33 · 6 answers · asked by But why is the rum always gone? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Hi i was just wondering if anyone knows if a Libra Woman and a Aquarius Man were compatible I have been with my bloke for 2 years and 2 months, i love him very much and we get on really well. just seen this part (horoscopes) and im quite interested if we are :o)

Thanks alot! :o)

2006-10-05 03:31:29 · 11 answers · asked by Fader's Girl 6 in Horoscopes

Looking for a song, late 70's early 80's, lyrics went something like... Meet me in the middle of the day, let me hear you say everythings ok, send me southern kisses from you room.

Anyone ever heard it?

2006-10-05 03:31:25 · 2 answers · asked by marcaveli32 1 in Music

2006-10-05 03:30:03 · 18 answers · asked by Kookie 4 in Polls & Surveys

A boy walks into the bathroom and catches his mom sitting on the bowl in her
full glory.
He runs out to tell his father. He asks his father "What's that big gash
between mommy's legs?"
The father replies, "That's where I accidentally hit her with an axe!"
The boy replies "WOW, you got her right in the cun*t!"

2006-10-05 03:29:44 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-05 03:29:09 · 2 answers · asked by jontimy 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-05 03:28:58 · 1 answers · asked by lady j 1 in Music

2006-10-05 03:28:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Whether delivered on a silver platter or a brown paper bag?

2006-10-05 03:28:05 · 21 answers · asked by badgurl 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-05 03:27:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A female doctor can't fall asleep. the conscience and mind are discussing in
her.
the conscience:
- how can you sleep after you were unfaithful to your husband!
the mind:
- it depends on husbands! if your husband is always busy, he has no time for
sex; even the holy wife will be unfaithful. you were right, my dear... hush and
sleep...
the conscience:
- adultery differs! Fuc*king with a patient is unprofessional!
the mind:
- yes, but remember mary from the near by hospital. she always has sex with
her patients - everybody is satisfied and pleased.
the conscience becomes silent. the woman falls asleep... and suddenly the
conscience starts again with sarcastic whisper:
- yes, but mary is not a veterinary...

2006-10-05 03:27:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

sounds like claranet or flute!i want to buy it!

2006-10-05 03:27:12 · 4 answers · asked by HUNK 3 in Music

What did you think? I'm a big fan, but i'm not sure if I'm liking it.

Can you convice me one way or the other?

2006-10-05 03:26:31 · 10 answers · asked by a kinder, gentler me 7 in Television

2006-10-05 03:26:08 · 17 answers · asked by rebecca henley 1 in Movies