Entertainment & Music - 5 October 2006

A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his
parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking
dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I
have something to tell you: I'm gay."
His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat
it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was
stirring and said calmly, "You're gay -- doesn't that mean you put other men's
penises in your mouth?"
The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right."
His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around,
whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain
about my cooking again!!"

2006-10-05 03:47:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

... no answers to my previous question?

2006-10-05 03:46:55 · 17 answers · asked by crazychick 2 in Polls & Surveys

below mentioned are the items im selling... which one will you buy !!!??

1) my braincells !! ( i dont need them.. coz i cant use them !)

2) chewing gums ( that i have already chewed )

3) my finger nails (toes and fingers.. that i have been collecting since 10 year!!)

4) ear buds ( that i have already used )


plz i need your support... coz i dont have a penny in my pocket !!


heheh )

2006-10-05 03:45:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I just loooooooove sandwiches.

2006-10-05 03:45:30 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-05 03:44:50 · 3 answers · asked by Stace 2 in Music

2006-10-05 03:43:48 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the coolest chick in the world?

2006-10-05 03:42:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and answer as much as possible, how fast will I travell trough levels?

2006-10-05 03:42:50 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

One day a five year old little girl excitedly approached her mother, and
announced that she had learned where babies come from. The mother was amused and
said, "Oh really sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?"
The little girl then explained, "Well ... the mommy and daddy take off all of
their clothes and the daddy's wiener stands way up high and the mommy kneels on
the floor and puts the daddy's wiener in her mouth, and then the daddy's wiener
sort of explodes and makes sticky juice into the mommy's mouth, and then the
mommy swallows the sticky juice, and that's where babies come from."
The mother looked lovingly at her daughter, leaned over to meet her eye to eye
and said, "Oh honey, that's sweet, but that's not where babies come from ...
that's where jewelry comes from."

2006-10-05 03:42:37 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I loved both of them, they both had the same director. but they are both totally different stories; one is about a super power & drug up
teen gone wild, and the other a boy who has his father's creation that everyone wants. But aside of that which did you like better? I liked Steamboy, not to much fight, but a lot of action and suspense.

2006-10-05 03:42:32 · 10 answers · asked by Cindy S 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-10-05 03:41:19 · 27 answers · asked by badgurl 5 in Polls & Surveys

I don't, no matter my avatar.

2006-10-05 03:41:12 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it can be a person place or thing. mine is probably the first time i saw someone play the guitar(extremly well). i was dazzled beyond belief! so tell me about yours.

2006-10-05 03:41:03 · 12 answers · asked by i am the dream u r the dreamer 5 in Polls & Surveys

there are only THREE words in english language which end at GRY.
one is angry,other is hungry but the third one is what i cant find....help me get this word!
(hint: we use this word in our routine talks)

2006-10-05 03:40:56 · 15 answers · asked by sneha 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Rate this quote 1-10 (1 = poor 5 =v erygood)

(From: The Long Kiss Goodnight)

Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.

Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?

Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his ******* for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?

2006-10-05 03:40:52 · 11 answers · asked by quay_grl 5 in Movies

2006-10-05 03:40:44 · 4 answers · asked by Special 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-05 03:40:40 · 9 answers · asked by stargirl 3 in Television

Or do you give er all you've got??????

2006-10-05 03:40:32 · 29 answers · asked by itty 7 in Polls & Surveys

House of Carters. I know, I know, it's horrible, but its like
Flavor of love, i cant stop watching it to save my life! I guess my
question is has any of you watched house of carters, and how
far did you think these hicks set White people back?
God, theyre such white trash, I can't stand it.

2006-10-05 03:40:17 · 5 answers · asked by Jenster*is*flipping*you*off 6 in Television

for a lot of reasons

2006-10-05 03:40:07 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Man "Haven't we met before?"
Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man "Is this seat empty?"
Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man "Your place or mine?"
Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman "It's in the phone book."

Man "But I don't know your name."
Woman "That's in the phone book too."

Man "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman "I'm a female impersonator."

Man "What sign were you born under?"
Woman "No Parking."

Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman "Do not Enter"

Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman "Unfertilized"

Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man "I know how to please a woman."
Woman "Then please leave me alone."

Man "I want to give myself to you."
Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man "I can tell that you want me."
Woman "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man "Your body is like a temple."
Woman "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman "Yes, but would you stay there?

2006-10-05 03:40:02 · 14 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Jokes & Riddles

It's the show with Jennie Garth and Amanda Bynes.

2006-10-05 03:39:59 · 5 answers · asked by goodhrtdgrl 2 in Television

He was the one who wrote Eragon and Eldest and Im anxiously waiting for the third. Can any one please tell me when its coming out? and what the name is gonna be? everything about it. please?

2006-10-05 03:39:53 · 1 answers · asked by vikky4all2006 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-05 03:39:36 · 25 answers · asked by LeanneSELondon 1 in Other - Entertainment

If you had to pick one of the three. Who is the hottest chick? One you would even masturbate to. I would say Alba

2006-10-05 03:38:56 · 17 answers · asked by Kam187 1 in Celebrities

2006-10-05 03:38:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-05 03:38:41 · 2 answers · asked by --Br0oklYn-- 5 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-05 03:38:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-05 03:38:33 · 14 answers · asked by mona ~ 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-05 03:38:24 · 13 answers · asked by alwaysright 3 in Polls & Surveys