A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his
parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking
dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I
have something to tell you: I'm gay."
His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat
it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was
stirring and said calmly, "You're gay -- doesn't that mean you put other men's
penises in your mouth?"
The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right."
His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around,
whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain
about my cooking again!!"
2006-10-05 03:47:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
rotflmao!!!! that was great!!
2006-10-05 03:59:18 · answer #1 · answered by bored_ass_little_girl 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I can relate to this guy...I personally got sucked into being gay.
2006-10-05 10:53:38 · answer #2 · answered by Doug C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao tooo funny
2006-10-05 10:51:55 · answer #3 · answered by lita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....funny!
2006-10-05 10:51:18 · answer #4 · answered by Jessie P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's to funny.
2006-10-05 10:50:30 · answer #5 · answered by J D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm pretty attached to mine.
2006-10-05 12:24:06 · answer #6 · answered by preacher55 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe dad doesn't cleans himself right! ;-)
2006-10-05 14:41:17 · answer #7 · answered by Mel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny!!! BTW....I'm a big fan!
2006-10-05 10:53:07 · answer #8 · answered by But Inside I'm Screaming 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao lmao
2006-10-05 13:03:47 · answer #9 · answered by lila 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL now you just made my day!! keep them coming!!!!lol
2006-10-05 10:52:04 · answer #10 · answered by Adam D. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um . . . okay . . . that wasn't the best joke.
2006-10-05 10:52:51 · answer #11 · answered by Dayzi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋