A female doctor can't fall asleep. the conscience and mind are discussing in
her.
the conscience:
- how can you sleep after you were unfaithful to your husband!
the mind:
- it depends on husbands! if your husband is always busy, he has no time for
sex; even the holy wife will be unfaithful. you were right, my dear... hush and
sleep...
the conscience:
- adultery differs! Fuc*king with a patient is unprofessional!
the mind:
- yes, but remember mary from the near by hospital. she always has sex with
her patients - everybody is satisfied and pleased.
the conscience becomes silent. the woman falls asleep... and suddenly the
conscience starts again with sarcastic whisper:
- yes, but mary is not a veterinary...
2006-10-05 03:27:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OMG, where do you come up with all of these? That made me gag, literally, but was funny as hell, too. Good job!
2006-10-05 03:30:30 · answer #1 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-26 10:21:00 · answer #2 · answered by louder 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first time the female ur with will sream the hell out
however the second time she wont
****** funny as hell
2006-10-05 03:29:52 · answer #3 · answered by Tim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is very gross, but funny. im gonna a be a vet so i like this joke.
2006-10-05 03:29:53 · answer #4 · answered by Me♥Manatees 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's always different. no 2 women are the same. it really depends on what the woman wants. sexually, i like to please them & give them what they want. therefore, communication is paramount!
2006-10-05 03:33:50 · answer #5 · answered by gangsta666 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it changes and keeps some really happy
2006-10-05 03:32:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well that was Different .I have never heard that one .I give you a A,+ .I laughed my *** off. Thanks
2006-10-05 03:34:23 · answer #7 · answered by Heath M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay, my jaw literally dropped!!! that was unexpected!!! good one
!!!
2006-10-05 04:04:09 · answer #8 · answered by bored_ass_little_girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's right.. keep 'em comin
2006-10-05 03:32:18 · answer #9 · answered by doe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. lol
2006-10-05 03:30:17 · answer #10 · answered by Sam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋