A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned
about all his employees' well being, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?"
To which the blonde replies.....” Early this morning I got a phone call saying
that my mother had passed away."
The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. "Why
don't you go home for the day.....we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off
to relax and rest."
The blonde very calmly states......"No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep
my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual, saying "If you need
anything, just let me know."
Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks
out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!! He rushes out to
her, asking, "Are you gonna be ok??"
"No," exclaims the blonde. "I just got a call from my sister. She told me that
HER mom died too!!"
2006-10-05 03:37:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Personally...not a fan of doing Blond Jokes. But since I got too many requests....here is one for all those who wanted one!
2006-10-05 03:38:09 · update #1
yes i would
2006-10-05 06:01:33 · answer #1 · answered by lila 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny joke.
The answer is yes. But marriage to a blonde is a different story, tried that once, no more. The problem there is, everyone will want to do her and she's so dumb she'll forget she's married.
2006-10-05 10:42:55 · answer #2 · answered by Jeffrey B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good blonde joke. but i was a blonde about a week ago so i still kinda take some offence.
2006-10-05 10:42:00 · answer #3 · answered by Me♥Manatees 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that wasn't funny - they could have the same dad and a different mom - wait now I get it
I guess I'm slow - being blonde and all!
2006-10-05 10:41:19 · answer #4 · answered by me 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mmm. Anyway, my wife's blonde so in answer to your original question: no, not often.
2006-10-05 10:44:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one. I am a blonde and so is my bf and so are my children. I seriously LOLed!!!!
2006-10-05 10:41:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a ha how funny that just started my day off better
2006-10-05 10:40:54 · answer #7 · answered by formerffagirl05 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
been there, done that. blondes do not always have more fun. now a freaky black woman on the other hand.........
2006-10-05 10:49:08 · answer #8 · answered by gangsta666 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Blondes can be so dingy sometimes (not all of them though).
2006-10-05 10:42:24 · answer #9 · answered by Doug C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it wasnt the best joke. sorry
2006-10-05 10:39:47 · answer #10 · answered by R. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋