1. make a trail of orange juice on the floors to the restrooms
2.walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "i think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens
3.challenge other customers to duel with tubes of gift wrap
4.switch the signs for the men and womens bathrooms.
5. dart around suspiciously while humming the theme song fron "mission impossible"
6.put a "Valet Parking" sign out front
7.in the auto department practice your Madonna look with different sized funnels
8.go to the food court, get a soft drink, tell them that you don't get out much and would they put one of those little umbrellas in it.
9. go into the fitting room and yell real loud.. "hey we're out of toilet paper in here."
2006-10-03
04:15:37
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