boredom at walmart II?

Question

1. make a trail of orange juice on the floors to the restrooms

2.walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "i think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens

3.challenge other customers to duel with tubes of gift wrap

4.switch the signs for the men and womens bathrooms.

5. dart around suspiciously while humming the theme song fron "mission impossible"

6.put a "Valet Parking" sign out front

7.in the auto department practice your Madonna look with different sized funnels

8.go to the food court, get a soft drink, tell them that you don't get out much and would they put one of those little umbrellas in it.

9. go into the fitting room and yell real loud.. "hey we're out of toilet paper in here."

Answer 1

10. Open a box of Little Debbie's and stand there handing them out as samples
11. Put 6-packs of soda in the freezer and wait for them to explode
12. Tell the greeter he's been promoted to manager and his first task is to fire all of the cashiers
13. Go to the camping aisle, pitch a tent, start up a coleman grill and start cooking the weiners you brought over from the food aisle
14. Have Mike Hunt paged

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Here is another thing you can do. Go into the housewares department and find yourself a chair, take that over to the electronics department, pop in a film, grap so snacks and a drink, get yourself a sweater (because that store can get pretty cold) and watch a film. When anyone ask you where is this and that, tell them that you are on your break. In fact, go to the staionary department and make a sign that says, 'I am on break. DO NOT BOTHER ME!' LOL

Answer 4

heehee. i love those. but u forgot
put a bag of m&m's on layaway
and
when the intercom comes on, assume in the fetal position and scream, "it's those voices again"
and
set up a tent in the camping section and tell the other customers that they're only invited if theybring a pillow from the bedding department.

Answer 5

you may wanna try this a few years ago ..our wal.mart opened up..i thought it would be a good idea to do a comedy routine in front of the security cams..nothing bad..just 1 min of robin williams..1 min of richard pryor..1 min of bobcat golthwait..i am the only person in history to get escorted..yea thats rite escorted outta wal.mart and i did not steal anything....lol

Answer 6

wow thats some good jokes to do lol i think i will try some of this things but i probaly wont be able to since i work there :(

Answer 7

kewl

Answer 8

you need a hug

Answer 9

hee hee hee

Answer 10

lol funny :)