What's your favourite type of poo?

Question

1. The slippy (No need to wipe)
2. The peanut (May require surgery)
3. The silent (but violent)
4. The exploder (May require moving house)

or one of the other ones I can't be bothered to type?

Answer 1

the "ghost" poopy:

when you think you poo'd and it turns out....nothing in the bowl

or the peanut butter poopy:
keep wiping all you want, its never gonna end

Answer 2

Everyone wants the no fuss poo. The slippy, as you put it. The exploder is good, too, though. RELIEF! As long as there is no tummy cramping beforehand.

Answer 3

I like the one that seems like you have been clogged up forever and keeps coming out of you. I mean, you think you are done, you flush the toilet and there you sit, waiting for that second load to come out of you. Or third or fourth. So good that once that happens, you feel like the food you ate the previous week until the last meal you ate all come out.
Yeah, I like poo like that. long and slippery and making a snake formation in my toilet and seeing some of the food I ate in there.

Answer 4

I like the slippy. I always get a good laugh out of the splasher, the one that comes out with force and splashes your butt.

Answer 5

how about the one where you put some instant squirt material into a person you don't likes food or drink. then hearing them in the dumper blowing horns. the best is when you hear the SPLASH damage go everywhere and the little cry of pain then relief.

Answer 6

I like ‘em clean: not too soft, not to hard; minimal clean up, and no bleeding. Of your list, I would have to go with "slippy."

Answer 7

Winnie the pooh

Answer 8

I like option 1. In and outta the bathroom.

Answer 9

The mafia poo. On the sorpranos one of the captians died of a ruptured blood vessel he pushed so hard.

Answer 10

I laughed hard reading that but I'd never answer.

Cheers!