Entertainment & Music - 3 October 2006

A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.
The interviewer starts with the basics.
"So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?"

The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying "Ehhhh... 22!"

The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice.
"And can you tell us your height, please?"

The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces "Five foot two!"

This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics; something the interviewee won't have to count, measure, or lookup.
"Just to confirm for our records, your name please?"

The airhead bobs her head from side to side for about ten seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "MANDY!"

The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks -
"What in the world were you doing when I asked you your name?"

"Ohhhh, that!" replies the airhead...
" I was just running through that song -
'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear...' "

2006-10-03 12:22:40 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-03 12:21:54 · 5 answers · asked by charles m 2 in Movies

1. People Eating Tasty Animals

2. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals

3. Piranhas Eating Turd Arms

2006-10-03 12:21:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-03 12:20:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ok, I'm doing a project and am looking for video clips of a scene in a movie (popular) in which the characters were under stress, or had a stressful situation. Something similiar would include the scene in office space where they take their anger out on the printer.

Thanks!

2006-10-03 12:20:08 · 4 answers · asked by bigwahl55 1 in Movies

2006-10-03 12:20:00 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what are ur favorite characters and parts?? :)

2006-10-03 12:19:36 · 4 answers · asked by sasmallworld 6 in Movies

2006-10-03 12:19:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-03 12:19:24 · 24 answers · asked by let the speakers blow your mind 5 in Polls & Surveys

I.E. what to bring and when to say the lines.

2006-10-03 12:19:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

sounds like..... making my way downtown walking blah blah. their in the car in the scene.

2006-10-03 12:18:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

If u have answer pls tell me otherwise i will tell u my answer
it's not jokeing.

2006-10-03 12:18:54 · 5 answers · asked by Pius A 1 in Horoscopes

2006-10-03 12:18:47 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it's a remake of patrick swazye's "she's like the wind", from that move "dirty dancing"!

it's like r&b-tized..haha!

2006-10-03 12:18:22 · 3 answers · asked by sasmallworld 6 in Music

or throw it away . . right down the Tunnel..

2006-10-03 12:18:18 · 14 answers · asked by MyzTeKe™ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-03 12:18:10 · 14 answers · asked by urbanbutterfly 3 in Polls & Surveys

Can we really live without each other?

Where did we lose the touch
that seemed to mean so much?
It always made me feel so...

2006-10-03 12:18:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

As you all may have heard "The Little Mermaid" is being re-released. But what many of you may not know is the story of the very first release ever of "The Little Mermaid". The very first release of "The Little Mermaid" had a golden penis on the front cover on the castle. I swear its true...I wouldn't lie. Apparently it was discovered by Disney and the remaining stock was recalled. But, within that short amount of time some of the questionable movies were purchased by the public. MY MOTHER was one of the few who had the honor of bringing the "golden bundle of joy" home to her 3 year old daughter. YESI HAVE ONE OF THE ORIGINALS! I was wondering, HOW MANY HAVE HEARD ABOUT THIS? and HOW MANY HAVE AN ORIGINAL?

2006-10-03 12:17:56 · 17 answers · asked by forever_diva86 1 in Movies

Just wondering. If you don't have one its www.stardoll.com it's like a myspace but you can dress up celeb dolls! SIGN UP!!

2006-10-03 12:17:54 · 1 answers · asked by Maria 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-03 12:17:36 · 15 answers · asked by frenchtwisst 2 in Television

Senator Hillary Clinton asked a question in the Women's health section, go check it out.

2006-10-03 12:17:30 · 18 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

she gets something in her eye right at the start from a passing stem train

2006-10-03 12:17:03 · 10 answers · asked by charles m 2 in Movies

I'm not gay, I just think it looks awesome. :)

2006-10-03 12:16:39 · 8 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-03 12:16:04 · 12 answers · asked by let the speakers blow your mind 5 in Polls & Surveys

Horror, Suspense, Comedy, ect.

2006-10-03 12:16:01 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

If u had 2 marry 1 of the following which would u choose?
A. Johnny Depp
B.Orlando Bloom
C. Jesse McCartney (I hate hime he is a poser!)
D. Mitchel Musso
F. Zac Efron (hate hime more!!!)

2006-10-03 12:15:19 · 34 answers · asked by Emily O 1 in Celebrities

2006-10-03 12:15:05 · 16 answers · asked by DS 4 in Music

2006-10-03 12:15:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

NO more than 10 words, no less. Describe Ohio. Use whatever words you think describes the State. I'm looking to see what peeps think of the state I live in so yeah.

2006-10-03 12:14:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

That book was so awesome, I reread it a few months ago, even though I had read it in 5th grade and I am now 23. It was just as good as I remember. Well, my question is, they have made everything else into a movie, who thinks it is a good idea to make that book into a movie?

2006-10-03 12:14:10 · 6 answers · asked by Muggle 3 in Movies