an elderly woman is on a plane, politely making small talk with the young man that is seated beside her. about half an hour after take off, the young man sneezed. but instead of emitting the usual 'aatchoo!' the young man writhed about in his seat screaming 'YES, YES, YES!' before rolling over and taking a nap. the lady found this behavior a little strange, but decided not to say anything. after all, he was a nice young man
about fifteen minutes later, the young man awoke and sneezed for a second tome, and once again, writhed about in ecstasy. this time he jumped up and down, slapped his thighs, and screamed 'whoa, baby! YES! YES! YES!, before rolling over and taking a nap
the elderly woman was shocked and rather miffed at his strange behavior, and thought to herself, 'if he does that again, I’m definitely going to tell him to settle down.'
another 15 minutes went by and the young man sneezed again. this time he proceeded even bigger and better than before. he leaped, bellowed, writhed and wiggled into the aisle of the plane, knocking over the drinks trolley, whilst doing cartwheels up and down the cabin. Fed up, the elderly woman turned to the young man and chided, ‘excuse me, young man! Must you really create such an embarrassing ruckus everytime you sneeze?’
the young man apologized, and explained that he was suffering from a medical condition, ‘you see, everytime I sneeze, I have an o-r-g-a-s-m,’ he explained
‘my goodness!’ exclaimed the old woman, ‘so what do you take for it?’
‘pepper’ the young man replied
2006-10-01
12:11:59
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