Entertainment & Music - 1 October 2006

Allow me to tell you of a doctor who,
Wrote about red fish and some that were blue.
He wrote about green eggs, thing one, and thing two.

It goes without saying, as you can plainly see
He gave zazzered-zizzers, their zuzz
But what of thing three?

Dr. Theodore Seuss
Let his imagination run loose
With such things as “Thidwick, the Big-Hearted Moose.”

He gave Google, goggles and Horton, his who
He hopped on his pop.
Did you, your pa, too?

We met Cindy Loo Who,
Who was no more than two.
When his grinch found the strength of ten grinches plus two

Do not be surprised, now that you’re through,
To find yourself thinking in “Seuss,”
For an hour, or two.

(Would you care to add a few lines?)

2006-10-01 12:11:44 · 5 answers · asked by atomiktwin 3 in Jokes & Riddles

You know I am doing an advanced research on what is the correct way of drinking water, I always thought that swallowing it as you place it in your oral cavity is the best way but, recent studies have revealed that we should chew water before drinking it. Some people in the place known as Mental Asylum have suggested pouring it down your left ear and slowly swallowing it via the right nostril.

I have also tried surgically dissecting the throat and splashing the water into it but, I have observed that this way proves fatal for 3 out of 3 people.

So, my simple question is "How to drink water?"

And for soda/pop drinkers, my question is "Why don't you drink water?"

2006-10-01 12:11:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

with regards to accessories, which do u prefer?


most of mine are silver...urs?

2006-10-01 12:11:05 · 25 answers · asked by ♥♥♥H뮧hË¥™♥♥♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-01 12:11:03 · 24 answers · asked by I am NOT George Bush 4 in Polls & Surveys

which is better?!

2006-10-01 12:10:41 · 12 answers · asked by Ethan B 1 in Television

who thinks the bity scene in little britan is a bit too much
yeah i can c the funny side but who really wants to c a grown man acting a breast feeding scene its kinda takin the p*ss out of mothers who choose to feed there children till there older and it degrades the purpose of breast feeding
i am interested to hear ur thoughts

2006-10-01 12:10:30 · 8 answers · asked by hayz 2 in Television

2006-10-01 12:10:20 · 9 answers · asked by mom_of_davian 2 in Music

I'm grading eighth grade student essays, and I need a "pick me up." (Teachers will understand the need for the "pick me up.")

What was the best sarcastic answer you provided on Yahoo Answers? Providing the details to the original question may be necessary.

BTW: This is my first question asked.

2006-10-01 12:10:04 · 7 answers · asked by Teacher Man 6 in Polls & Surveys

1. hairy chest or hairless chest
2. S, M, L or XL
3. fun and playful or stern and strict
4. boxer briefs, Boxer, or briefs
5.6-pack, little gut, or beer belly

2006-10-01 12:09:29 · 19 answers · asked by Red Yeti 5 in Polls & Surveys

This is one of my all-time favourite TV programmes as a kid- but no one seems to remember it! About a red-haired girl called Ramona and her adventures every week!

2006-10-01 12:09:17 · 2 answers · asked by apple84 3 in Television

2006-10-01 12:08:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-01 12:08:29 · 10 answers · asked by shamonaeasterlingmissy 1 in Music

It's from the late 70's, has a verse, "Everybody's dancing in the moonlight". I heard it on the radio and haven't been able to get it out of my head.

2006-10-01 12:08:19 · 20 answers · asked by Candi S 3 in Music

she kept hitting him like they had a history of some sort what was it?????

2006-10-01 12:07:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-10-01 12:06:04 · 9 answers · asked by woody 3 in Music

k-fed and paris hilton should sing a duet because there the two best singers that have happened in a long time

2006-10-01 12:05:41 · 17 answers · asked by Prep♥™ 5 in Music

im basically going to describe myself:

im picky, i only can drink milk after 3 days from the day it was bought
i procrastinate alot and hate doing my work
i like to relax im kind of lazy but i love to go out and have fun
im stubborn
im a flirt i have been told but im not a whore
im very sensitive and easily hurt
i am nice to almost everyone but when someone pisses me off thats it
i can be really mean and hate when people walk all over me becasue im very easygoing
im laid back and easygoing and just a go with the flow kind of girl
im not lucky at all

anyone have anything else to add

and also are libras known to be beautiful?

2006-10-01 12:05:36 · 10 answers · asked by alexa 1 in Horoscopes

2006-10-01 12:04:54 · 7 answers · asked by mrkkerekes 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-01 12:04:32 · 8 answers · asked by mrkkerekes 1 in Other - Entertainment

This is a trivia question..I cant give any clues , because I'll give away the answer? Good luck

2006-10-01 12:03:53 · 20 answers · asked by All hail 2 the "Queen" 2 in Movies

im listening to the all american rejects move along.

2006-10-01 12:03:20 · 17 answers · asked by shoowap 3 in Music

1. Mountain dew or Mello Yello
2. White or wheat
3. hotdogs or Brats
4.Pen or pencil

2006-10-01 12:03:20 · 28 answers · asked by Red Yeti 5 in Polls & Surveys

I just want to know what Lupe Fiasco's background is because I heard a mistape of the "kick, push" song in spanish and i wondered if he may be hispanic.

2006-10-01 12:03:19 · 1 answers · asked by deanda 3 in Celebrities

2006-10-01 12:03:06 · 6 answers · asked by renae2005 1 in Magazines

ha ha ha..........

2006-10-01 12:02:46 · 1 answers · asked by WitchTwo 6 in Television

2006-10-01 12:02:24 · 12 answers · asked by Prep♥™ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-01 12:01:51 · 31 answers · asked by forest4eva2007 2 in Jokes & Riddles

In Greece: Mykonos & Santorini

2006-10-01 12:01:36 · 15 answers · asked by ImAssyrian 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-01 12:00:46 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If that is 2 questions are they going to charge me 10 pts?

2006-10-01 12:00:40 · 10 answers · asked by who da wha? 4 in Movies