Entertainment & Music - 30 September 2006

Two bored blond casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly
departed...

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

















Anyone have anymore jokes?

2006-09-30 12:17:23 · 23 answers · asked by ... 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-30 12:17:08 · 3 answers · asked by butterfly23 3 in Music

2006-09-30 12:15:54 · 18 answers · asked by pretty_snazzy28 1 in Television

has anyone seen school for scounders?? with john heder? was it good??

2006-09-30 12:15:33 · 5 answers · asked by JoAnne :) 3 in Movies

I 'M comfused i d'ont knows.

2006-09-30 12:15:31 · 20 answers · asked by lavieenmauve 1 in Celebrities

2006-09-30 12:14:36 · 9 answers · asked by Jacks036 5 in Movies

2006-09-30 12:14:26 · 8 answers · asked by ****Kangaroo 1 in Polls & Surveys

My family has been ragging on me all week and I find it makes me want to elevate myself from the norm. And conquer the world. Who's with me?

2006-09-30 12:14:15 · 4 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-30 12:13:51 · 7 answers · asked by ****Kangaroo 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-30 12:13:42 · 15 answers · asked by pretty_snazzy28 1 in Celebrities

When I was young......

2006-09-30 12:13:15 · 5 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Music

2006-09-30 12:13:09 · 11 answers · asked by ****Kangaroo 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-30 12:13:02 · 7 answers · asked by Celeste B 2 in Celebrities

he is a worthy gentlemen,buthe never gave me the chance to love him....women are never truley at ease exept with those who take emotinal chances with them,

beauty without grace is a hook without bait.

for too much love of living,from hope and fear set free,we thank with brief thanksgivingwhatevergods may be,that no one lives forever,thedead men rise never,even the weariest riverwinds somewhere safe to sea.

2006-09-30 12:12:51 · 7 answers · asked by Crazy_Wanderer 3 in Polls & Surveys

And yeah all the ones with the free download and piracy thing I know you are right - but I dont really have a choice also.. I love and OC and I just cant find the damn thing in India

2006-09-30 12:12:41 · 1 answers · asked by Raushni I 2 in Television

Ok so a few years back there was this group, it was kinda like a boy band, but more hip hoppish. they put out two singles that i know of. The singles were "Sex on the Beach" and Not Enough. I think they were from virginia beach, but im not sure. and i thought they were called something along the lines of eastsiders or east side boys or something like that

2006-09-30 12:12:26 · 2 answers · asked by rednecksurfer_roxy 3 in Music

that in China, they are using Kangaroos to fight people in proper rings?

2006-09-30 12:11:55 · 15 answers · asked by ****Kangaroo 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-30 12:11:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or what?

2006-09-30 12:11:27 · 4 answers · asked by Ox Cimarron 2 in Celebrities

http://static.flickr.com/122/256754275_1c7e2c2528_o.jpg

2006-09-30 12:11:23 · 17 answers · asked by I am NOT George Bush 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-30 12:11:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I would be happy to hear your thoughts on it.

2006-09-30 12:10:17 · 2 answers · asked by nene 3 in Other - Entertainment

anyone u coud think of that you want to take after.

2006-09-30 12:09:54 · 20 answers · asked by Lola P 1 in Celebrities

i dont know the name or how the whole song goes but part of it goes something like this:

its just you and me and all other people and i dont know why i cant keep my eyes off of you.
=D

2006-09-30 12:09:21 · 9 answers · asked by blee_blee_blah 1 in Music

2006-09-30 12:09:19 · 8 answers · asked by vanilla_mafia 1 in Music

patients?

2006-09-30 12:09:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i just sow it and im kinda confused. did the guy kill the lady and other ppl too was he really a petifile or w/e cause the whole time the only crazy person i sow was the girl. cant anyone explain this movie to me?

thanx

2006-09-30 12:08:53 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Is there:
A Time to Live.
A Time to Love
and A Time to Die?

2006-09-30 12:08:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-30 12:08:30 · 9 answers · asked by Celeste B 2 in Music

i can find other motley crue songs that will work but i have to put their song Glitter on my myspace page. Can someone help me find it and give me the link?

2006-09-30 12:07:43 · 3 answers · asked by Heather P 1 in Music