Two bored blond casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly
departed...
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
Anyone have anymore jokes?
2006-09-30 12:17:23 · 23 answers · asked by ... 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another blonde, another store. She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk "I need to buy some deodorant for my husband."
"Does he use the ball kind?" inquired the clerk.
"No," replied the blonde, "The kind for under his arms."
2006-09-30 12:20:43 · update #1
Hey, at least the blonde won!! Good one.
Here's one... It was 2:00 am when the phone rang, the blonde answered it "hello", listened for a while and said "How should I know, it's 200 miles from here!" and hang up the phone, getting back to sleep when her husband asked who it was and what they wanted. The blonde replied "some woman wanted to know if the coast was clear!!"
2006-09-30 12:24:42 · answer #1 · answered by somebody p 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what do you get if a blonde does a handstand? a brunette
a blonde and a brunette fall off a tall building,who hits the street first? the brunette cos the blonde stops to ask for directions
apologies
2006-09-30 19:36:38 · answer #2 · answered by bigbadbald33 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bolned? Do you mean blonde? Not too funny. I normally find those jokes funny, just because i am a natural blonde, and i love dispellling those typical stereotypes. I think you were having a blond moment! lol
2006-10-01 01:00:04 · answer #3 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny.
A blind guy walks into a bar. He asks the lady bartender "do you want to hear a blond joke"? The bartender tells him "I know you're blind, but I'm blond, and I'm also the bouncer here, and I don't want to hear it. Sitting next to you is a blond, she's in the special forces, and she doesn't want to hear it. At the end of the bar are two other blonds, they're professional wrestlers, and they don't want to hear it. Now, do you still want to tell you're blond joke?" The guy says "well not if I'm going to have to explain it four times".
2006-09-30 19:23:18 · answer #4 · answered by kimmyisahotbabe 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bolnde Jokes????? lol...i'm sorry but you must be a blonde yourself to mispell blonde, but I loved the joke, I will definately share that one with my co-workers Monday morning. LOL
2006-09-30 20:27:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes this one may not be funny to you but it is to me. A blonde was driving a helicopter and she had crashed and the rescuers came and they had asked her how she crashed and she says "I was cold so i turned off the fan."
2006-09-30 19:26:40 · answer #6 · answered by Bloom 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blonde woman is in a field in a row boat, rowing. Another blonde notices, gets out of the car and yells "You make us blondes look stupid!!" She stops a second and then yells "If I could swim, I would swim out there to kick you @ss!"
Don't worry, I'm blonde, I can't offend anybody because I am blonde... and I'm proud of it!
2006-09-30 19:21:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
LMAO I have blonde jokes but not here when I get to em I'll post using the 'edit' thing!
http://www.willyblues.com/
2006-09-30 19:25:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Snake eyes on that joke.
2006-10-04 01:52:22 · answer #9 · answered by mrgoodbar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is one heck of a joke...thanks for sharing wif us!
2006-09-30 19:55:11 · answer #10 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋