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and why
2006-09-30 15:18:41 · 7 answers · asked by kadijah s 2 in Music
I'm thinking she is, but that's just me, Sunshine...
2006-09-30 15:18:15 · 14 answers · asked by Suit of Flames 2 in Celebrities
Please enjoy and let me know what you think. And remember, we are all the same, Just Jokes!
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong".
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." -A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain'tgonnabelievethisshit....
Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
HAVE A GREAT DAY
2006-09-30 15:17:42 · 19 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Jokes & Riddles
a playlist if so how many songs do u have on there and what r the songs on it i have 202
2006-09-30 15:17:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2006-09-30 15:17:24 · 7 answers · asked by que68025 1 in Music
What is the song that is kinda like ooo i love the way you love the way you love me..there's nowhere else i wanna be..its like that song. its not that song i was singing but it is like it...plz help its country and a girl is singing it
2006-09-30 15:16:40 · 19 answers · asked by amy_90_08 2 in Music
2006-09-30 15:16:23 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music
Was that the end of that season? The next one I saw (today) has Jack fighting the urge to shoot up, allusions that he had been undercover for 6 months, a virus about to be unleashed, Palmer in a relationship with his female doc. There seems to be a piece or several pieces I'm missing. any help?
2006-09-30 15:16:04 · 2 answers · asked by awakelate 3 in Television
and not paid?
I had to once. Another table got into a fight with my friend, and the management wouldn't do anything about it and sided with them even though it was their fault. I hope I never have to do that again.
2006-09-30 15:15:44 · 25 answers · asked by S&S 5 in Polls & Surveys
2006-09-30 15:15:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2006-09-30 15:15:32 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2006-09-30 15:15:25 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
im bored and i have no money but my parents r out for the weekend, wat should i do?
2006-09-30 15:15:25 · 5 answers · asked by Josh W 1 in Other - Entertainment
the gopher in caddyshack?
2006-09-30 15:15:24 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
Have you ever actually had an intellectual conversation through typing with you thumbs? If so, explain. If not, explain why you think texting is solely for flirting with chicks you dont like enough to call and for gossiping because you dont get the guilt trip if you dont 'say' it
2006-09-30 15:15:21 · 4 answers · asked by Zack 3 in Polls & Surveys
2006-09-30 15:15:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
what is something no one knows about you. If you would rather not say, dont bother.
2006-09-30 15:15:18 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
If so,what did you think of it?
2006-09-30 15:15:16 · 6 answers · asked by Celebrity girl 7 in Polls & Surveys
from the 70s
2006-09-30 15:14:58 · 12 answers · asked by SmoothCharacter 7 in Polls & Surveys
2006-09-30 15:13:45 · 2 answers · asked by Ribbons 3 in Music
So what I've concluded from ppl's answers is :
Initially attraction is the start of a relationship, and later personality is what decides if you truly are happy with a person or not.....
Would anyone agreee.....Knock yourselves out
2006-09-30 15:13:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
in the little mermaid when they are getting marryed someone said there is a bong sound is this true
2006-09-30 15:13:26 · 2 answers · asked by kazyduh 2 in Movies
your computer?...my computers name is henry.
2006-09-30 15:13:21 · 8 answers · asked by Prep♥™ 5 in Polls & Surveys
The song is the last one on the soundtrack I believe. I know it's called "Everybody Knows" and I know the artist has done a LOT of other stuff.
WHO IS THE GUY? Anybody know? (pun)
2006-09-30 15:13:21 · 5 answers · asked by twilightinsanity 2 in Music
Similar to skits or movie scenes. I find myself doing this all the time. Sometimes I get the urge to sit down and work it into an actual story or script, but usually lose interest and move onto something else.
Is anyone else like this?
2006-09-30 15:12:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
I know the answer to this and it is tricky
2006-09-30 15:12:33 · 7 answers · asked by Danny P 1 in Television
2006-09-30 15:11:54 · 9 answers · asked by paul r 2 in Music
2006-09-30 15:11:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment
Concider this, when we're not deployed, we work "normal" jobs with 3 shift operations (usually..if you have an important job that is). This means there is a day shift (7am-3pm) Swing shift (3pm-11pm) Mid shift (11pm-7am) This timeline is ideal...never so. Day shift, yes. Bust swing shift and mid shift work 9-12 hour days. We also work weekends a lot. We can have our shift change multiple times without notice as much as weekly. We don't get paid more for working 12hour days, 6days a week. is that fair? What do you think?
2006-09-30 15:11:33 · 18 answers · asked by ur a Dee Dee Dee 5 in Polls & Surveys
2006-09-30 15:11:17 · 12 answers · asked by que68025 1 in Music
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