Ahkmed the Arab came to the United States from the Middle East, and he
was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor
after doctor, but none of them could help him. Finally, he went to an
Arab doctor who said, "Take this bucket, go into de other room, poop
in the bucket, pee on the poop, and then put your head down over the
bucket and breathe in the fumes for ten minutes." Ahkmed took the
bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the
poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes. Coming back
to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong
with me?"
The doctor said, "You were homesick."
2006-09-22
08:41:48
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