Ahkmed the Arab came to the United States from the Middle East, and he
was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor
after doctor, but none of them could help him. Finally, he went to an
Arab doctor who said, "Take this bucket, go into de other room, poop
in the bucket, pee on the poop, and then put your head down over the
bucket and breathe in the fumes for ten minutes." Ahkmed took the
bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the
poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes. Coming back
to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong
with me?"
The doctor said, "You were homesick."
2006-09-22 08:41:48 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Owen, yes I did
Redneck walks into a bar with his alligator. Hey barkeep you serve Arabs here.
Yes sir we do.
Good give me a beer and give my gator an arab.
HAHAHAHAHA
2006-09-22 09:41:14 · update #1
I'll give you two thumbs up and to big toes up ! HA !
2006-09-22 09:30:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
You stereotype. Well anyways I do agree with you at some points...I am Arab and my family lives in the Middle East although I do not...They are total @$$holes and only where they are it smells like ****!
2006-09-22 15:42:39 · answer #2 · answered by Laila 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
His son went into the doctor after him and the doctor gave him a smaller bucket.
Because he was a little 'pale'.
2006-09-22 15:48:08 · answer #3 · answered by How e' ye Horse 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You know I voted for Bush.That was ******* dumb.It is because people that make dumb *** jokes like that that make the rest of America look like *** holes.
2006-09-22 15:49:18 · answer #4 · answered by david_hellinger 1 · 2⤊ 3⤋
That's straight up MEAN!
2006-09-22 15:43:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
That was you?
Ahmed, or whatever it was, you haven't pay my bill!!!
2006-09-22 15:48:29 · answer #6 · answered by septiant 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
While you're at it, did you hear the one about the racist redneck American?
2006-09-22 15:44:22 · answer #7 · answered by Owen 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Get over it everybody, it is a freakin joke. I loved it. Thanks for the laugh.
2006-09-23 00:21:59 · answer #8 · answered by jennylee 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
lmfao!! i sooo got that! lol...loved it! very funny
2006-09-22 16:24:51 · answer #9 · answered by outcast_punkrock_skateboarder 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
You must love Bush. Thanks to people like you we are at war today.
2006-09-22 15:45:56 · answer #10 · answered by ambys2k3 2 · 4⤊ 2⤋