Entertainment & Music - 22 September 2006

2006-09-22 15:44:28 · 68 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

remember you gotta be serious because you will crack up laughing but the real point is what is the name of this song
http://elmodied.ytmnd.com/

2006-09-22 15:44:24 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Did u resist it?

2006-09-22 15:44:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How many people can REALLY keep a secret without
telling one soul!
Someone told you something in confidence and you have never
told anyone... Never!

2006-09-22 15:44:13 · 8 answers · asked by soundlady 5 in Polls & Surveys

This one is not easy! When I was growing up, back in the 80's, I remember watching a german TV show that featured an animated cartoon on a real people show (tecnology like used in "H.F. Roger Rabitt" but much cruder)

I thing it was called PUMUKIN, but i'm obviously misspeling it since I can't find any reference on the web.

Can anyone even remember it?

Thanks a bunch!

2006-09-22 15:44:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Also, if so, then what was your 'strangest' experience in your life so far?

2006-09-22 15:43:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-22 15:43:49 · 7 answers · asked by Dellajoy 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-22 15:43:44 · 7 answers · asked by rikus_chicka 1 in Music

Whcich do you think would kick the most butt if they fought each other? Real ninjas in real life can't realy teleport and walk on walls though...and samurais have really strong swords

2006-09-22 15:43:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

>Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
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> >A. Ask your mother.
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> >Q. How do you embarrass an archeologist?
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> >A. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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> >Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
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> >A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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> >Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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> >A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the light bulb.
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> >Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
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> >A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
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> >driving.
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> >Q. What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
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> >A. No one to talk to during orgasm.

> >Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's butt?
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> >A. A mechanic!

> >Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
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> >A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen
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> >donuts.
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> >Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
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> >A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!
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> >Q. How can you tell which is the head nurse?
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> >A. The one with the dirty knees.
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> >Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
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> >A. A battery has a positive side.

> >Q. Three words women hate to hear when having sex A. "Honey, I'm home!"
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> >Q. Did you hear about the new paint called "Blonde" paint?
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> >A. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy

> >Q. When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in
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> >his sleep.
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> >A. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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> >Q. How can you tell a macho women?
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> >A. She rolls her own tampons.
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> >Q: What's the leading cause of death among lesbians?
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> >A: Hair balls.

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> >Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
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> >A: Because Kermit loves sweet and sour pork.

2006-09-22 15:43:11 · 9 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Jokes & Riddles

lyrics are....................

Stuck in the moment
Dead at the scene
And it's on tonight
This is the life that you wanted, right?
So turn off all the lights
Dressed up just like a movie star
At all the parties they'll know who you are
Wouldn't it be great, to be fashionably late?
So why don't you wait, till you're sedated
Don't it feel like something's not right in his kiss tonight?
Yeah what I'm saying is do you, do you want to lose it all?
Cause this is more than just a dance hall drug

2006-09-22 15:42:39 · 1 answers · asked by I ♥ Jesse 2 in Music

2006-09-22 15:42:16 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I Really want this one so PLEASE Anwser i'll even give 10 points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-09-22 15:42:06 · 2 answers · asked by help me 3 in Celebrities

I do not get the CW in my small, hick town in western new york! Please, any of you helpful people wanting ten points out there... how can I somehow get the CW onto my tv?



I dont know if you need to know this, but our cable provider is Time Warner.

2006-09-22 15:40:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Who sang this song?? Best answer gets 10 points & bag of pre-mixed salad!

2006-09-22 15:40:04 · 4 answers · asked by Damned fan 7 in Music

2006-09-22 15:39:51 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

love song

2006-09-22 15:39:42 · 2 answers · asked by totganda 1 in Music

the song gonna fly now or the eye of the tiger or can any me give one the song

2006-09-22 15:39:28 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-22 15:39:18 · 2 answers · asked by Olly 1 in Movies

Ozzy wanted to throw a challenge because he believed Billy was a good for nothing. It worked, but the worst part is that Billy eventually figured he was on the outs (and opted to put Yul on Exile Island, which also worked). Meanwhile, there's a good possibility Ozzy will be in deep with the members of the other tribes.

Cristina probably won't have any reservations about snapping the surfer dude's neck first chance she gets.

2006-09-22 15:39:17 · 4 answers · asked by blooutflash 3 in Television

Who would win and why?

2006-09-22 15:39:08 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I get along with almost anyone...but every place i work, there is always one annoying chick i cant stand! Does this happen to anyone else?

2006-09-22 15:38:44 · 20 answers · asked by Itisme 2 in Polls & Surveys

I was watching Charlie and the Chocolate factory [the one with Johnny Depp] and raised some questions:

Does Charlie have any aunts or uncles? Does Willy Wonka have a mother? What is her name? Does Wonka have sisters or brothers? Does Charlie have sisters or brothers? What is the name of the person who made the false ticket in Russia?

2006-09-22 15:38:32 · 5 answers · asked by CrazyIdea#3 2 in Movies

A new and rebellious patient is brought to a small mental institution where his antics endear the other patients to him and incur the wrath of the stern and repressive nurse who runs their ward.

Jack Nicholson .... Randle Patrick McMurphy
Louise Fletcher .... Nurse Mildred Ratched
William Redfield .... Harding
Michael Berryman .... Ellis
Danny DeVito .... Martini

2006-09-22 15:38:28 · 14 answers · asked by lordfatrat 2 in Movies

2006-09-22 15:37:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-09-22 15:37:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-22 15:37:18 · 38 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

I just purchased music from an artist called Lustmord. I really like the atmospheres that the ambient music can take you. I was wondering if anyone here could make some suggestions for any more dark/moody ambient music. When I listened to it, it seemed to provoke thought and emotion.

2006-09-22 15:36:53 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-22 15:36:43 · 28 answers · asked by I Know Nuttin 5 in Music

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan

What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.


Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."

Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong".

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." -A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain'tgonnabelievethisshit....


Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides



HAVE A GREAT DAY

2006-09-22 15:35:26 · 14 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Jokes & Riddles