Entertainment & Music - 21 September 2006

2006-09-21 05:14:40 · 13 answers · asked by Dis IZ ART, Muthafker!! 2 in Celebrities

2006-09-21 05:13:25 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Click the Link below
http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=AimnlihtvdUx_Of46Y0MQkUezKIX?show=b7697df4e8715ac2127073cc7312de36aa
2. Send him a message
3. That sez "No Animal Cruelity"
4. THANK U!!!

2006-09-21 05:13:09 · 9 answers · asked by ????a?? ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Which movie if you had to choose did you like more?

2006-09-21 05:13:07 · 26 answers · asked by slk21 2 in Movies

who do you like and prefer between the 2 former DESTINY'S CHILD..and why???

2006-09-21 05:12:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-09-21 05:12:06 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Chunk? Mouth? Mikey? Data? Andy? . . . . . . BABY RUTH!!

2006-09-21 05:10:48 · 30 answers · asked by Elliott_Ward 1 in Movies

2006-09-21 05:10:33 · 6 answers · asked by sarah 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-21 05:10:07 · 38 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Movies

I mean am I expected to always pay for stuff???

2006-09-21 05:09:19 · 19 answers · asked by chavito 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-21 05:08:57 · 6 answers · asked by Dis IZ ART, Muthafker!! 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-21 05:07:30 · 15 answers · asked by inlovewow 4 in Horoscopes

lots of electricity used and chemical too dangerous

2006-09-21 05:07:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is your occupation?

2006-09-21 05:05:22 · 9 answers · asked by phokissed1 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-21 05:04:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who on grey's anatomy is pregnant in real life? i saw something about someone is pregnant with twins. could it be izzy since she is leaving the show?

2006-09-21 05:04:11 · 3 answers · asked by i_left_my_mind_with_the_baby 4 in Television

How Golf Is Like Peeing In A Restroom

10. Keep your back straight, knees bent, and feet shoulder-width apart.
9. Form a loose grip.
8. Keep your head down.
7. Avoid a quick backswing.
6. Stay out of the water.
5. Try not to hit anybody.
4. If you are taking too long, you should let others go ahead of you.
3. You shouldn't stand directly in front of others.
2. Be quiet while others are about to go.
1. Keep strokes to a minimum.

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2006-09-21 05:03:41 · 17 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-21 05:03:35 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a towel wrapped around your head from the shower.

I am, I slept in today. hehehehehe.
By the way.........good afternoon.
What time did you get up this morning?

2006-09-21 05:03:28 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

1. it is hard to answer than to question
2. it is hard to question than to answer

2006-09-21 05:02:33 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-21 05:02:06 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Were Jack Dee and Benton Fraser (from Due South) seperated at birth?
Is Sian Lloyd ( weather girl) the love child of David Coulthard and Mystic Meg?

Do you guys know of any others?

UK

2006-09-21 05:01:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-09-21 05:01:11 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-21 05:00:26 · 6 answers · asked by - 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-21 04:59:15 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-21 04:57:10 · 27 answers · asked by slk21 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-21 04:56:43 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-21 04:56:42 · 18 answers · asked by IM THE GAY GOD ALL FEAR ME 5 in Polls & Surveys

1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat in this?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?

What makes these questions so difficult is that each one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e. tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.

Question #1: What are you thinking about? The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you."

This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following: a. "Football." b. "Golf." c. "How fat you are." d. "How I would spend the insurance money if you died."

Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!"

Question #2: Do you love me? The proper response is: "Yes!" or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, "Yes, dear."

Inappropriate responses include: a. "Oh yeah, sh*tloads." b. "Would it make you feel better if I said yes?" c. "That depends on what you mean by love." d. "Does it matter?" e. "Who, me?"

Question #3: Do I look fat? The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!"

Incorrect answers are: a. "Compared to what?" b. "I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin." c. "A little extra weight looks good on you." d. "I've seen fatter." e. "Sorry, what did you say? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died."

Question #4: Do you think she's prettier than me? Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!"

Incorrect responses include: a. "Yes, but you have a better personality." b. "Not prettier, but definitely thinner." c. "Not as pretty as you when you were her age." d. "Define pretty." e. "Sorry what did you say? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died."

Question #5: What would you do if I died? A definite no-win question. (The real answer, of course, is "Buy a Ferrari and a boat.")

No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along these lines:

Woman: Would you get married again?
Man: Definitely not!
Woman: Why not -- don't you like being married?
Man: Of course I do.
Woman: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Man: Okay, I'd get married again.
Woman: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face)
Man: (audible groan)
Woman: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Man: Where else would we sleep?
Woman: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
Man: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
Woman: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
Man: She can't use them -- she's left-handed.
Woman: (silence)
Man: Sh*t.

2006-09-21 04:56:18 · 17 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-21 04:55:07 · 21 answers · asked by DEZ 2 in Television