How Golf Is Like Peeing In A Restroom
10. Keep your back straight, knees bent, and feet shoulder-width apart.
9. Form a loose grip.
8. Keep your head down.
7. Avoid a quick backswing.
6. Stay out of the water.
5. Try not to hit anybody.
4. If you are taking too long, you should let others go ahead of you.
3. You shouldn't stand directly in front of others.
2. Be quiet while others are about to go.
1. Keep strokes to a minimum.
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2006-09-21 05:03:41 · 17 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-21 05:08:39 · update #1
You girls just dont know how to listen. Such a shame.
2006-09-21 05:13:05 · update #2
ha ha ha, this list is funny! too bad i don't golf.
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2006-09-21 05:12:53 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but I like to read them to! There funny!
2006-09-21 13:30:24 · answer #2 · answered by Myastar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you're kinda of like a retarded dangerfeild....Only not funny at all. I think I read that joke above a dirty urinal at jack in the box.
2006-09-21 12:06:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Nice!
2006-09-21 12:06:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL. It's funny.
2006-09-21 23:19:32 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know any chick that does listen.
2006-09-21 14:49:01 · answer #6 · answered by aluminum22rocker 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well i'm a chick and i read it.. lol thought it was funny..
2006-09-21 13:53:38 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty fn funny
2006-09-21 12:06:16 · answer #8 · answered by Timmer 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HA HA! I'm a girl and I read it anyway :)
2006-09-21 12:05:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny!
2006-09-21 12:06:27 · answer #10 · answered by i ♥ pink 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋