Entertainment & Music - 21 September 2006

The 6th grade science teacher asked her class, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" No one answered for a long time until little Mary stood up, angry, and told the teacher that she should not be asking 6th graders a question like that. She was going to tell her parents, who would tell the principal, who would fire the teacher!
The teacher ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Finally Billy stood up and said that the body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.
The teacher said "Very good, Billy." Then she turned to Mary and said, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
1) you have a dirty mind,
2) you didn't read your homework,
and
3) one day you will be very, very disappointed."

2006-09-21 06:03:22 · 22 answers · asked by tangie1247 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little ....?

bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?

2006-09-21 06:03:12 · 14 answers · asked by IM THE GAY GOD ALL FEAR ME 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Can we both lie silently still in the dead of the night?

Or will we feel miles apart inside.

2006-09-21 06:03:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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When you look at yourself in the mirror do you like or hate what you see?

2006-09-21 06:02:56 · 16 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Polls & Surveys

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How do I stop......?

How do I stop when Roller Skating? Not blades or in line skates, the roller derby kind is what I use.

2006-09-21 06:02:12 · 10 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

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whats the coolest and scariest costume to wear for halloween?

2006-09-21 06:02:02 · 24 answers · asked by Ollie 2 in Other - Entertainment

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Do you ever....?

Do you ever talk to yourself, then as you are talking begin to disagree with yourself, and as you are disagreeing you begin to argue with yourself, and as you are arguing you begin to fight with yourslef, and as you are fighting you beat yourself up, and after you beat yourself up you wind up in the hospital?

Do you ever?

2006-09-21 06:01:39 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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TV personalities die or get injured doing what they're good at so does that mean Katie Price (Jordan) will...

..... live forever or will she be maimed or killed by her breasts in the future?

2006-09-21 06:01:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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who is the sexiest sports star?

2006-09-21 06:01:09 · 7 answers · asked by Nikhil 1 in Other - Entertainment

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Anyone seen the Cirque du Soleil shows in Vegas?

Four out of the five currently running are amazing [ Zumanity is just kinda fun for adults]. The newest, The Beatles LOVE, is an absolute joy. Just checking for questions, comments, observations about the shows. Oh yes, La Nouba is Cirque's show at Disney World in FL. Quite fun.

2006-09-21 06:00:53 · 1 answers · asked by ? 3 in Other - Entertainment