The 6th grade science teacher asked her class, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" No one answered for a long time until little Mary stood up, angry, and told the teacher that she should not be asking 6th graders a question like that. She was going to tell her parents, who would tell the principal, who would fire the teacher!
The teacher ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Finally Billy stood up and said that the body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.
The teacher said "Very good, Billy." Then she turned to Mary and said, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
1) you have a dirty mind,
2) you didn't read your homework,
and
3) one day you will be very, very disappointed."
2006-09-21 06:03:22 · 22 answers · asked by tangie1247 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love it thanks for the laugh. That was great!
2006-09-21 06:26:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute! :0 ) Mary will be the village bike though...
2006-09-21 06:06:48 · answer #2 · answered by All I have to do is dream... 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the pupil of the eye
2006-09-21 06:10:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i bet billy wants mary now
2006-09-21 06:05:53 · answer #4 · answered by Michael D 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats funny. Good joke
2006-09-21 06:06:03 · answer #5 · answered by shadowshark11 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha!
2006-09-21 06:06:37 · answer #6 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Taht is absolutely hilarious. What is the question?
2006-09-21 06:06:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
mines grows 12x the size.
2006-09-21 06:06:38 · answer #8 · answered by jay d 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thts the best joke i hav heard all day
2006-09-21 11:56:58 · answer #9 · answered by acdc_rocks92 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm with mary.
2006-09-21 08:20:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A penis is nothing to joke about.
2006-09-21 06:09:39 · answer #11 · answered by Grist 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋