bin goin out with a young lady now for ooooo about a year and had still not met her parents....!So last night we went to the cinema and afterwards i insisted that we went to her parents house, she succumbed eventually (must have been the hole in the popcorn cup, imagine her surprise!) and we went back to their house.She told me on the way that they were deaf and dumb..."no problem " i said...any way we got there and we were sitting watchin tv in the lounge,after about 1/2 hr i was dyin for a wee so i asked her were the loo was..?she told me it was thru other room , 2nd door on the left, so off i trotted, imagine my surprise wen i walked in on her mom and dad....! mom was starkers on the sofa shoving a guiness bottle up her minge, and the old man was leaning up against the tv with 2 matches propping his eyes open while flickin the V's, i told this 2 my g/f and she said ooo its there sign language..shes saying "get the beer in you c**t and hes replying "fuk off, I'm watchin the match.!
2006-09-21
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