bin goin out with a young lady now for ooooo about a year and had still not met her parents....!So last night we went to the cinema and afterwards i insisted that we went to her parents house, she succumbed eventually (must have been the hole in the popcorn cup, imagine her surprise!) and we went back to their house.She told me on the way that they were deaf and dumb..."no problem " i said...any way we got there and we were sitting watchin tv in the lounge,after about 1/2 hr i was dyin for a wee so i asked her were the loo was..?she told me it was thru other room , 2nd door on the left, so off i trotted, imagine my surprise wen i walked in on her mom and dad....! mom was starkers on the sofa shoving a guiness bottle up her minge, and the old man was leaning up against the tv with 2 matches propping his eyes open while flickin the V's, i told this 2 my g/f and she said ooo its there sign language..shes saying "get the beer in you c**t and hes replying "fuk off, I'm watchin the match.!
2006-09-21 22:29:51 · 7 answers · asked by ztt_66 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what a beautiful heartwarming story of 2 peoples fight with disability
2006-09-21 23:31:53 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what the f*ck is someone supposed to write back to this rather poor joke tho mate? (mind you until i realised it was a joke i was laughing)
2006-09-21 22:48:25 · answer #2 · answered by Mr Gravy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tough sub
2006-09-21 22:35:25 · answer #3 · answered by jupiter FIVE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And here i was believing the first part.....doh...xx
2006-09-21 23:36:55 · answer #4 · answered by Joeline 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im sorry that was bad
2006-09-22 09:01:48 · answer #5 · answered by paulette7618 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Deaf and dumb! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
2006-09-21 23:31:31 · answer #6 · answered by Redeemer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how lucky you are ....
girl kicker
2006-09-21 22:31:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋