Entertainment & Music - 19 September 2006

Realizing That from which all words turn back
And thoughts can never reach, they know
The bliss of Brahman and fear no more.
No more are they oppressed by the question,
"How did I fail to perform what is right?
And how did I perform what is not right?"
Those who realize the joy of Brahman,
Having known what is right and what is wrong,
Are delivered forever from this duality.

-Taittiriya Upanishad

2006-09-19 06:05:38 · 5 answers · asked by darkangel1111 5 in Polls & Surveys

Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left at the trailer park."

The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "An apple a day."

Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

"The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges."

The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

2006-09-19 06:05:08 · 7 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

the show seemed to lack its usual bite and sass...maybe they've changed writers again...seems to be closer to the first season's dull and witless writing

2006-09-19 06:05:03 · 3 answers · asked by an_articulate_soul 4 in Television

2006-09-19 06:04:56 · 13 answers · asked by Mrs. Kiedis 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-19 06:04:48 · 26 answers · asked by blondegirlkaty 2 in Music

In which, if it does, I am due another violation!

2006-09-19 06:04:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What song would it be? Mine would be Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd. I feel it expresses all of our freedoms and sums it up.
I mean something besides National Anthem and those songs.

2006-09-19 06:03:30 · 13 answers · asked by thinkGREEN 3 in Music

the fake laugh or the fake phone voice? You decide!

2006-09-19 06:03:25 · 20 answers · asked by wtfnmy22 3 in Other - Entertainment

Are any tapes of Marine Boy available? I'd like to suprise my 38 year old son!

2006-09-19 06:03:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I see light brown (color of ceiling) ..i dont like it :(

2006-09-19 06:02:44 · 52 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-19 06:01:45 · 22 answers · asked by IM THE GAY GOD ALL FEAR ME 5 in Polls & Surveys

Can you figure this one out?

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake.

The water was enticing and Snow White decides to take a bath.

So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is taking a bath in the lake.

The Dwarfs protest vehemently because they want to take a bath, too.

Snow White relents and says, "When I get into the water and you hear the splash, you can turn around."

Snow White undresses and as she is about to jump into the water, at that very moment, she is startled by a frog which jumps into the water before she can.

The moment the Dwarfs hear the SPLASH, they turn around and see Snow White standing NAKED.

Now, given that this incident is an idea for a TV ad, what product is being advertised?








"SEVEN UP!!!"

2006-09-19 06:00:55 · 26 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

http://www.gmax.co.za/look04/09/pics/30-wonderwoman.jpg

2006-09-19 06:00:37 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

On sharon ozzborn's show, who was her guest tonight? Young someone?
Yes, T SO. show is a UK program.
THANKS.

2006-09-19 06:00:19 · 9 answers · asked by Rhiann 2 in Celebrities

I remember hearing a song a long time ago that was either called 'Alice doesn't live here' or 'Alice doesn't live here anymore'. The only words I remember are "...The circus comes to town and he's gonna take the children for the day. She'll say it's now or never, she'll get her things together, she'll dry her eyes and quickly drive away"..."And when the day is over and they all come home together, they'll find this note that she left on the door. It says if the phone should ring and someone asks to speak to Alice, just tell them Alice doesn't live here anymore." Anyone know which song i'm talking about and where I can find the lyrics?

2006-09-19 05:59:53 · 5 answers · asked by isayssoccer 4 in Music

2006-09-19 05:59:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it should be the sept.25th issue best and worst dressed .it's for the goldrush game .

2006-09-19 05:59:02 · 2 answers · asked by Casey B 1 in Celebrities

it should be the sept.25th issue best and worst dressed .it's for the goldrush game .

2006-09-19 05:58:37 · 2 answers · asked by Casey B 1 in Celebrities

2006-09-19 05:58:29 · 20 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

Genie and the Taliban

Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you each one wish. That's three wishes total," says the genie.

The Canadian says, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

With a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious state."

Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.

"Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - it's virtually impenetrable."

Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."

2006-09-19 05:58:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Ok, the way to play is to keep in mind that while all clues sound like something naughty, they are in fact clean....you know G rated.

Example- 1) Im good at faking it. 2) I get spread before Im eaten 3) I sometimes come in a tub..Answer- Margarine!
So keep your mind out of the gutter and lets have some fun!! Who ever gets it right first gets the 10! Enjoy!

First one, here it goes!

1) My discharges are electrifying.
2) After me you get the clap.
3) Your rod attracts me.

2006-09-19 05:58:14 · 12 answers · asked by whiskeygrl319 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-19 05:58:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

what is the name of the song that michelle pfeiffer sang in up close and personal

2006-09-19 05:57:56 · 4 answers · asked by sper360 1 in Movies

I like to throw parties, and I love to tell a joke and hear EVERYONE laugh. So if you don't mind, I'd like to gather some joke material to use at my parties which are like, everyday!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA... I made an original joke about taking up smoking and guess what! Ellen stole it.... It was mine!!!! But if you ask her, she'll say it was hers... but I know better! That's another thing. How can I keep my creative ideas from being stolen and used on television... Shouldn't I be getting paid for my ideas... I can think of 3 instances when something I thought or said was used... and it was mine... I feel jipped. Anyway, bring on the jokes! HAHAHAHAHAHA in advance! P. S. I LOVE Confessions of a DANGEROUS MIND

2006-09-19 05:57:48 · 8 answers · asked by theskyisthelimit02 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-19 05:57:26 · 11 answers · asked by Mike R 4 in Celebrities

A few years ago, Mattel released a limited edition doll of a young Frank Sinatra. I remember being in Toys R Us and seeing the doll and then seeing a short distance away from it a pregnant Barbie doll. Do you think that Old Blue Eyes is the baby's daddy?

2006-09-19 05:57:05 · 4 answers · asked by tangerine 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-19 05:56:37 · 15 answers · asked by badgurl 5 in Polls & Surveys

1.JASON VORHEES
2.FREDDY KRUEGER
3.MICHAEL MEYERS
4.LEATHER FACE
5.GHOST FACE KILLER
6.VAMPIRE
7.WEREWOLF
8.DEMON
9.WITCH
10.PINHEAD

WHY??

2006-09-19 05:56:23 · 11 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

I've been on a NEOS day and have never hugged and kissed so many people in one day. So while I'm in the mood, anyone else need a hug?

2006-09-19 05:56:20 · 30 answers · asked by Patchouli Pammy 7 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-19 05:55:50 · 6 answers · asked by The Voices Are Getting Louder 4 in Music