Genie and the Taliban
Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you each one wish. That's three wishes total," says the genie.
The Canadian says, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
With a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious state."
Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
"Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - it's virtually impenetrable."
Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."
2006-09-19 05:58:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Loved it!
2006-09-19 06:03:26 · answer #1 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That uncle Sam is tricky bastard...gotta love it!!
2006-09-19 06:23:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its ok, I have heard it before, but with different characters
2006-09-19 06:04:28 · answer #3 · answered by Josie31 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha, i am going to call Osama and inform this
2006-09-19 07:50:57 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
BEST JOKE EVER...hahaha loved it
2006-09-19 06:15:37 · answer #5 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
VERY FUNNY, EH!!!!!
2006-09-19 07:46:09 · answer #6 · answered by Spongebob 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!!THAT'S FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-19 06:03:56 · answer #7 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-09-19 16:48:37 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋