Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left at the trailer park."
The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "An apple a day."
Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
"The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges."
The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
2006-09-19 06:05:08 · 7 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aaaww!! A popsicle stick and duct tape?
LOL LOL. LOL.
That's a good one!! LOL.
2006-09-19 16:42:55 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-09-19 06:11:50 · answer #2 · answered by 2strongfor2long 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and all the scotch tape disappears
2006-09-19 06:09:01 · answer #3 · answered by World Famous Neffer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uuuggghhh, and my company is downsizing benefits. Is this really what I have to look forward to.
2006-09-19 18:18:07 · answer #4 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg..that is hilarious...especially the last one.
2006-09-19 06:16:47 · answer #5 · answered by debbie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!! hilarious! thx
2006-09-19 06:25:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. very funny.
2006-09-19 11:55:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋