Does anyone got a good party joke?

Question

I like to throw parties, and I love to tell a joke and hear EVERYONE laugh. So if you don't mind, I'd like to gather some joke material to use at my parties which are like, everyday!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA... I made an original joke about taking up smoking and guess what! Ellen stole it.... It was mine!!!! But if you ask her, she'll say it was hers... but I know better! That's another thing. How can I keep my creative ideas from being stolen and used on television... Shouldn't I be getting paid for my ideas... I can think of 3 instances when something I thought or said was used... and it was mine... I feel jipped. Anyway, bring on the jokes! HAHAHAHAHAHA in advance! P. S. I LOVE Confessions of a DANGEROUS MIND

Answer 1

At a UN meeting some years back, Saddam Hussein approached George W. Bush and asked him why there weren't any Arabs in the Star Trek episodes. "There's Blacks, Asians, Hispanics, Whites, even aliens from other planets but no Arabs...why is that?" asked Hussein. "Simple" said Bush..."it takes place in the future".

Answer 2

Genie and the Taliban

Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you each one wish. That's three wishes total," says the genie.

The Canadian says, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

With a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious state."

Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.

"Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - it's virtually impenetrable."

Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."

Answer 3

yea dress up like a potato sandwich and let others kick ya in da azz wouldnt be FUN (ouch) hahahahahaha

Answer 4

Sorry, I have already posted my funny jokes.

You will have to look for my picture to read them.

Answer 5

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Answer 6

GO TO COOLZ QUESTIONS AND IT SAIDS ''YOU MIGHT LIKE THIS ONE,''

Answer 7

lol, good all the way

Answer 8

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLACK HOOKER WITH BRACES???
ANSWER: A BLACK AND DECKER PECKER WRECKER!!!