A woman who just moved to a new neighborhood had to walk past a pet store on her way to work and back. The owner would put a large parrot outside on its perch by the door every day, and as the woman walked by, the parrot would say things like, "BOY! You're ugly!" and "Damm! How'd you get so ugly?" and "You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped your mother."
One day, the woman was fed up with all the abuse from the parrot, so she went inside the store to talk to the manager. "I walk by your store every day, and every day your parrot says horrible things to me. Now you either make it stop or I will make sure that parrot is put to sleep!" and she stormed out.
The next morning, the woman walks by the parrot. The parrot does not say a word. Satisfied, the woman goes to work. On her way home, she again passes by the parrot. "Excuse me...Ma'am?" the parrot says. He looks both ways, then says, "You know."
2006-09-19
07:30:47
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