A woman who just moved to a new neighborhood had to walk past a pet store on her way to work and back. The owner would put a large parrot outside on its perch by the door every day, and as the woman walked by, the parrot would say things like, "BOY! You're ugly!" and "Damm! How'd you get so ugly?" and "You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped your mother."
One day, the woman was fed up with all the abuse from the parrot, so she went inside the store to talk to the manager. "I walk by your store every day, and every day your parrot says horrible things to me. Now you either make it stop or I will make sure that parrot is put to sleep!" and she stormed out.
The next morning, the woman walks by the parrot. The parrot does not say a word. Satisfied, the woman goes to work. On her way home, she again passes by the parrot. "Excuse me...Ma'am?" the parrot says. He looks both ways, then says, "You know."
2006-09-19 07:30:47 · 14 answers · asked by alis volat propriis 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
allright....for those of you who just don't get it:
The parrot can't say anything bad to the woman, so he says, "you know", to imply that he still thinks she's ugly.
2006-09-19 08:40:01 · update #1
lol I liked this part alot:
"You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped your mother." loll
Its not bad.. i mean the ending.. but it cud be better.
p.s. I think this joke requires ppl with a lot of comedy-imagination...
2006-09-19 07:41:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a scale of 1 to 10. One being the worst and ten being hilarious I give it a 7, but I have heard it before.
2006-09-19 14:36:52 · answer #2 · answered by BUPPY'S MEME 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad joke
2006-09-19 15:00:30 · answer #3 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sounds like:
How can you tell that you are REALLY UGLY?
Answer:
When the dog humping your leg is wearing a paper bag on HIS head....
2006-09-19 14:39:39 · answer #4 · answered by Donna A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stinks!
2006-09-19 15:50:55 · answer #5 · answered by erinlizzard 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i cant believe that i just spent 30 sec. pf my life to tread the most stupidest joke of my miserable freaking life!!!
2006-09-19 14:38:27 · answer #6 · answered by EL NEGRO FEO 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hardy har har!
2006-09-19 14:35:30 · answer #7 · answered by Faez G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-09-19 14:36:55 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it, it was quite funny, made me smile.
2006-09-19 14:34:01 · answer #9 · answered by Grandma of six 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not very good!
2006-09-19 14:32:59 · answer #10 · answered by mags 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋