Entertainment & Music - 19 September 2006

God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life
out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'."

"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.

"Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."

"Well, that's interesting. Show Me."

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.

"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt."

2006-09-19 12:10:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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When does the new season of Wildfire on ABC Family start?

I LOVE THAT SHOW AND I REALLY WANNA KNOW!

2006-09-19 12:09:42 · 3 answers · asked by prairietrailchic94 1 in Television

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heard this before... a joke....hgday...:)?

A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Englishmen are waiting.
"Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he says.The two Englishmen just stare at him.
"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" The two continue to stare.
"Parlare Italiano?"
No response,
"Hablan ustedes Espanol?"
Still nothing.
The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted. The first Englishman turns to the second and says, "Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreignlanguage...."
"Why?" says the other, "That bloke knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good.

2006-09-19 12:09:34 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Why are people always out to prove something with dancing?

"I'm a white girl and I can dance!" blah blah blah. I admit, I do that sometimes. But why can't people just enjoy spinning, twirling, toes, embrace, and the wonderful high that comes with dancing. And break dancing!! All legs, and arm strength. Every single dance type-I love!!

2006-09-19 12:09:04 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you chew on bubble gum with your mouth open?

2006-09-19 12:08:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Whats wrong about this?

Im having friend chicken and watermelon for dinner..whats the problem with that?

2006-09-19 12:08:48 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is there any good slow songs???PLEASE BE DETAILED!!?

I just wanna get more songs....for my mp3

2006-09-19 12:08:28 · 11 answers · asked by nicokyu 3 in Music

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is neyo gay?

does r and b singer neyo like men?

2006-09-19 12:07:59 · 10 answers · asked by jeff f 1 in Music

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Who can tell me about my sign Cancer?

2006-09-19 12:07:45 · 10 answers · asked by jyb 3 in Horoscopes

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I was wondering?

I was wondering, if anyone knows of any websites that have videos of Bob Esponja, Tus Amiguitos del Jardín, Danny Phantom in spanish, Las Pistas de Blue, and, Avatar La leyenda de Aang, and Más grandes y traviesos, and Dora La Exploradora, Jimmy Neutrón: El Niño Genio, and Rocket Power in spanish, and CatDog in spanish, and Zona Tiza, and Los Thornyberrys, and Ginger

2006-09-19 12:07:25 · 5 answers · asked by Uncle Bryan | Tío Bryan: Sevant Of Jesus Christ 4 in Television

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