A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Englishmen are waiting.
"Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he says.The two Englishmen just stare at him.
"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" The two continue to stare.
"Parlare Italiano?"
No response,
"Hablan ustedes Espanol?"
Still nothing.
The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted. The first Englishman turns to the second and says, "Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreignlanguage...."
"Why?" says the other, "That bloke knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good.
2006-09-19 12:09:34 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha..... a cute one..........and clean too........as all jokes by the one looking for answers
2006-09-20 19:29:12 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3% s 5% l 2% e
2006-09-20 11:02:41 · answer #2 · answered by sanat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! funny stuff but to Niche Jerk, you idiot, People speak German in Switzerland. There's no such language as "Swissian"
2006-09-19 19:13:21 · answer #3 · answered by FaNtaBuLouS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but cannot laugh.
2006-09-20 01:26:14 · answer #4 · answered by narendra k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good humor.
2006-09-20 01:30:03 · answer #5 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cualquier
pron.lo que; todo lo que.
2006-09-19 19:17:48 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-09-19 19:11:44 · answer #7 · answered by d2pain 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
soso
2006-09-19 19:11:05 · answer #8 · answered by aggravatingprick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heheh... true I guess
2006-09-20 01:20:13 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why didn't he speak Swissian?
2006-09-19 19:10:54 · answer #10 · answered by Niche Jerk 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋