God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life
out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'."
"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
"Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that's interesting. Show Me."
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt."
2006-09-19 12:10:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This one is awesome!!! I even got my husband to laugh at that one, thanks!
2006-09-19 12:29:24 · answer #1 · answered by feathereafter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic.
2006-09-19 20:07:52 · answer #2 · answered by xknyghtmayre 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! That's right! The scientist has to get his own materials! (Long time since I've seen you! I did e-mail you but I didn't know if you answered back).
2006-09-19 19:34:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely.Nobody should dare testing the prowess of god.
2006-09-20 11:37:48 · answer #4 · answered by sweetgal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny. shows what life is without God.
2006-09-19 19:34:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good. I actually laughed out loud at that one.
2006-09-19 19:12:51 · answer #6 · answered by Ell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really like that one. Great job. LOL
2006-09-19 19:48:33 · answer #7 · answered by tracytracyspikes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good
2006-09-19 19:16:46 · answer #8 · answered by eastern_mountain_outdoors 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE! I LOVE IT! stupid Tom Cruise!
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2006-09-19 19:27:38 · answer #9 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! That'll show 'em!
2006-09-19 19:20:22 · answer #10 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny where'd you hear it
2006-09-19 19:48:21 · answer #11 · answered by Onye 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋